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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #900 on: May 28, 2017, 18:56:00 »
During a trial in Mississippi, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”

She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot, when you haven’t got the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?”
She again replied, “Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state… Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.”

The defense attorney nearly died on the spot.

Suddenly, the judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said… “If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.”
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #901 on: June 03, 2017, 12:17:23 »
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #902 on: June 30, 2017, 09:02:55 »
Jollyjacktar asked me to post this, as he was having some technical difficulties,
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #904 on: July 03, 2017, 22:06:59 »
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #905 on: July 08, 2017, 23:07:06 »
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #906 on: July 10, 2017, 15:24:10 »
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #907 on: July 18, 2017, 12:10:41 »
Snowflake's first day at work in the real world

This is a  posting made by a new Harvard graduate that has just “started and ended” her first job.
Now don’t get me wrong, this may just be an attention grabbing video but in so many ways it does reflect the attitudes of some of our new college graduates that have had a drink of the Cool-aid offered in many Universities. Watch and enjoy, it is just a little over a minute..
 Snowflake's first day at work in the real world

 http://eheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/StraightOuttaHarvard.mp4
 
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #908 on: July 18, 2017, 15:29:59 »
I'm sure it's a parody... rather I hope it's a parody. Entertaining none the less.
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #909 on: July 18, 2017, 16:31:42 »
I'm sure it's a parody... rather I hope it's a parody. Entertaining none the less.
Unfortunately, I've listened to people seriously use that kind of thinking as a defence.
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #910 on: July 18, 2017, 16:34:21 »
If it's a parody, it's well done, as it looks genuine to me.

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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #911 on: July 21, 2017, 22:43:16 »


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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #913 on: July 23, 2017, 11:16:27 »
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Re: Funny Pix & Video Thread
« Reply #914 on: July 23, 2017, 17:24:14 »
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