After sitting back quietly as a new member for a few months, and taking the time to read many of the forums and get a feel for things, I felt it necessary to give everyone an example of how NOT to post for the first time, or any time for that matter. I think this should clear up some confusion for a select few, and give a good laugh to others. Bear with me. (And if you, the moderator, find it necessary to remove, so be it, I just figured most peoples' first post will be in here, so it could prove to be relevant)
O HAI!! Im a ex-cadet who wants to be a black-belt snypper for CSOR or JTF!!!11! I'm the BEST OUT oF ALL MA FRNDZZ AT PAINTBALL AN AIRSOFTTT!!!! I'm tooo lazey to read tngs 4 myslf, so I thought I'd ask you 4advise!!!
If you fall the aptatood test, can you re-right it?
? Can I dew my intervew in a blew leasure sute?
Is ok 2 lie about drugs on my 4mzz??? I dont rlly do them anymr, so its not a issue!!!!
IS BOOT CAMP HARD??? IS IT TREW YOU RUN EVRY MRNG?
THAT'S SOOO HARD!!! SHOULD I LOSE WAIT OR IS IT OK TO BE A BIT FAT??? CDN AVIATOR, WILL U CUM HOLD MY HAND WHEN I RIGHT MY CFAT TEST??!! DOES ANYONE KNOW THE PROPER CANADIAN FORCES BMQ METHOD 4 WIPING YOUR OWN A$$??? I CAN'T FIND THE SEARCH FUNCTION, AND GEORGE WALLACE'S COPYPASTA IS TOO LONG TO REEEAADDDDD!!!!
KTHXBAI!!!!! PM ME OR ADD ME TO UR MSN!!!!!
If your first post is anything, ANYTHING like this, I hope you have a fork handy, because there's some BT;DT's out there who are gonna be handing you a big ol' slice of humble pie. Plese, use english, proper grammar, and only ask a question if you've spent over a week looking for the answer via the search function. I wouldn't want to see anyone get scared away from the forces because they feel they were cyber-bullied on this site. (which is, by the way, one of the greatest resources out there for applicants and recruits, so long as you use it properly)