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Offline mariomike

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Worcester, MA police pull over a judge's daughter for DUI. She offers sexual favors for leniency. They, to their credit, refuse and write a report. But then...
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/11/24/state-ethics-commission-investigating-altered-report-arrest-judge-daughter/NenPxrmhjQ2cdzB4dPpEGM/story.html?event=event25

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If you are going to steal credit cards, don't try to use it at the restaurant where the owner of said cards is your waitress.

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2018/06/20/thief-tried-paying-waitress-with-her-own-stolen-card-say-police.html
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Karma’s a...! ;D

Suspect accidentally shoots himself while fleeing scene with stolen puppy: police

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TORONTO -- A man who allegedly stole a puppy at gunpoint in Brampton was taken into custody on Friday after he accidentally shot himself in the leg while running away from the scene of the crime...

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/mobile/suspect-accidentally-shoots-himself-while-fleeing-scene-with-stolen-puppy-police-1.4740010
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A good day in Waco -

Three biker gangs in a shootout.

9 Bikers dead.
18 Bikers wounded.
100 weapons recovered.

Bikers held at gunpoint by local constabulary.

No LEO casualties.
No Bystander casualties.



Here’s a follow up WTF?:
https://www.npr.org/2019/04/03/709432311/texas-prosecutor-drops-all-charges-in-2015-biker-shootout-that-killed-9
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WTF????

https://globalnews.ca/news/6377799/bc-rcmp-want-to-talk-to-driver-about-questionable-snowmobile-transportation/

The first place I worked there was a dude who would drive around in an old camper van with a fully functioning (and often actively in use) wood stove inside. Being a city boy, that really threw me for a loop.
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Was his licence plate RED GREEN?
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