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Yeah, but can you field strip it blindfolded and in the dark with both hands tied behind your back wearing full NBC kit? :cool:

It‘s the SQ (Soldier Qualification Course), which you also have to do, where you learn the fun stuff. You can‘t tell me you don‘t want to fire off a machine gun??? Depends who is standing in front of it. :D

Stay in bed! LMAO! In the old days we would have set it on fire. She/he would have moved. :salute:

Jonsey, The ways to fail are numerous and would not fit on this page. The way to graduate is simple. Do what you are told and give 100% at all times. Not unlike anything else in life. They will be taught left from right and even how to shower and clean themselves. Just pay attention is all we...

You could ‘snap‘ and do the funky chicken on the shack floor. That would fail you and the 20 or so others that I have seen that happen to. Some can‘t handle the stress. Most can.

So what now. Bush is short on pop-up targets so now the Canadians have to stand out on the range? :warstory: At least they are not RCR‘s. :D If that is the case then the trooper with the C-7 should at least have a mag to fire back with. :o

Hmmmm... Yelling? In the U.K out for a tour of the hills,a soldier falls out with leg cramps. Much yelling from the SGT. Much swearing from the SGT. No movement on the soldiers part. Hmmmm... I noticed rapid movement and a new gung ho drive the body mentality after the SGT. put the boots to his...

Well they look like they want to fight for Saddam now. Troops that were entrusted with those weapons I am sure would have been as loyal as the ones who are currently on suicide missions against Bradley‘s and M1‘s. A whole unit not following orders? Where are the weapons that were on a 45min...

How about blunders performed by civilians? As an example, the election of the conservative and liberal governments that dismantled our Armed Forces. Standing by and silently allowing that to take place was a blunder of the highest order. As Canadians we will all regret it as we look back from...

I used to wear those in Spec. Force Pysch. Troop. A team wearing those and nothing else, charging the enemy, was enough to have them abandon position and send them running home for momma. :eek: Best used in warm climates as the cold can effect performance. :bullet: Who needs fire teams when...

Those look like my wife‘s dancing shoes. :eek:

Sorry about your other foot hop a long. Did you lose the other foot on the job or is it up some privates arse? :cool:

Jutes, I see you have your coordinates listed. Better be nice or someone might drop a round in on you. :warstory: :salute:

The day ‘ technology ‘ can tab 60km with a full combat load, I will eat my bulletproof shorts. :D

I suggest if you want to play ‘ hot or not ‘ then go down to Robson street and look at the scenery. Enough to make an old guy cry. :eek: :eek: :crybaby:

Maybe they can bring their cousin‘s. :D :cool:

Dig your hole DEEP.

Ale and Ammo will be our theme song. Now let‘s ruck up and get our asses in the woods! I have no idea what to do once we get there but since we have ale and ammo, everything should work out nicely. :blotto: :sniper: :crybaby: If not, we can shoot some squirrels and knock up somebody‘s...

O.K that‘s it then. We are starting our own Militia. We can call it ‘You forgot us in the west and now were ****in pissed militia ‘ Now if I could just apply for a gun license, because we all know that it is impossible to get a gun unless you have one. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ****in $...

At 11 I was just worried about making it to 12. Tough neighbourhood. I never had the stomach to read that book and believe me my stomach is strong. He cried at 11 and many I know still do. Like my 81 year old buddy who served Airborne and watched his buddies die. The political disbandment was...