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I generally see things in terms of little life-lessons I learned as an Infantry NCO such as: less is more, don't fix what ain't broke, don't react publicly unless you want to draw attention to the issue, demonstrate calmness and everyone else will calm down, don't play with people over whom you can exert force, the best distraction is redirection, everything is a cycle of cause and effect, etc. You know, basic Infantry leadership lessons we learn with time.
Words of Wisdom I have said over the past year. (Not all are original, but most are funny, and their truth is what makes them humerous.):
"Never trust Communists, journalists, or the Liberals"
"Tell the truth. Always."
"Leave that cat alone!"
"Told you to leave that cat alone. Dumbass."
"Do the right thing even if your men bitch about it."
'You are not allowed to quit.'
"Proper sight picture, breath control, SQUEEZE the f*#@ing trigger."
"I learned it from my Dad."
"You're not going to get any smarter listening to that hip-hop crap."
"It is honourable for men to defend their country."
"It's only blood"
"It's only pain"
"It's only hunger"
"It's only cold."
"If you stay off the roads, you won't get ambushed."
"Listen to your NCO's, they want you to succeed!"
"Yeah, women are evil, but they smell nice, don't they?"
"It only hurts if you let it."
"I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE WE LEFT!"
"Don't pick fights, BUT, if you get in a fight, MAKE SURE YOU WIN!"
"If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck."
"He's the Sergeant-Major, he's ALWAYS right."
"Do the right thing. Especially when it hurts."
"Always cheat, Always win."
"The media are never to be trusted, believed, or fed."
If it were easy, anybody could do it. And it wouldn't be worth doing, would it?
Words of Wisdom I have said over the past year. (Not all are original, but most are funny, and their truth is what makes them humerous.):
"Never trust Communists, journalists, or the Liberals"
"Tell the truth. Always."
"Leave that cat alone!"
"Told you to leave that cat alone. Dumbass."
"Do the right thing even if your men bitch about it."
'You are not allowed to quit.'
"Proper sight picture, breath control, SQUEEZE the f*#@ing trigger."
"I learned it from my Dad."
"You're not going to get any smarter listening to that hip-hop crap."
"It is honourable for men to defend their country."
"It's only blood"
"It's only pain"
"It's only hunger"
"It's only cold."
"If you stay off the roads, you won't get ambushed."
"Listen to your NCO's, they want you to succeed!"
"Yeah, women are evil, but they smell nice, don't they?"
"It only hurts if you let it."
"I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE WE LEFT!"
"Don't pick fights, BUT, if you get in a fight, MAKE SURE YOU WIN!"
"If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck."
"He's the Sergeant-Major, he's ALWAYS right."
"Do the right thing. Especially when it hurts."
"Always cheat, Always win."
"The media are never to be trusted, believed, or fed."
If it were easy, anybody could do it. And it wouldn't be worth doing, would it?