Unconfirmed local media reports said that the sniper shot himself in the foot and could be seen jumping up and down.
I heard that report, of the report, earlier today.
I know head waiters can be assholes, but geeze.... I wonder if the super ninja sniper was jumping up and down in celebration of a twofer? Is that kind of like a Birdie or Eagle in golf for a sniper.
Where's the Benny Hill music when you need it?