Halifax Tar said:
Isn't that SOP now ? When in doubt blame the previous government.
Are you all familiar with the '
three envelopes' story?
LCol X took command of the 3rd Royal Geffufian Underground Fusiliers from LCol Y. There was a fine parade and a nice reception and after all that the two walked back tot he RHQ building so that LCol Y could pick up a couple of things from the office before the change of command mess dinner. When they got to the office LCol Y put his diary and calendar in his briefcase and then he handed LCol X three envelopes, marked 1, 2 and 3.
"Look, my friend," LCol Y said: "command of this regiment is wonderful but, trust me, something will go wrong and you'll find yourself on the wrong end of a one-sided conversation with the commander. When that happens," he said, "open these envelopes in the order, 1,2 and then 3."
Well, after a few months that one-sided conversation did happen and LCol X remembered the envelopes LCol Y had given him and he pulled them out of his desk drawer and opened No. 1. "
Blame me," it said ... "
one can always blame his predecessor for leaving things in a muddle." LCol X did that and the commander seemed mollified.
Regimental command was, indeed, wonderful and it was many months before the commander, once again in high dudgeon, called for the second time. LCol X remembered how well envelope 1 had worked and he opened #2. "
Reorganize," it said. He explained to the commander that he needed to reorganize to cope with the ever-changing demands of modern warfare and, once again, the commander seemed satisfied.
Of course, since we have three envelopes in this story we need a third phone call ... it came and LCol X, confidently, opened envelope #3 ...
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Prepare 3 envelopes" was all it said.