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The Prince of Gatineau's Loyal Tofino Lumberteers.

In a much less enlightened age "landing gash" had an entirely different meaning among the piggier set.

We were the red headed step children of the family. I finally got my shmancy Gore-Tex snivel kit issued in country. In May.

I was there. The idea was not to let the locals think we were any kind of threat, no aggressive posture. A 30 rd mag, left pocket, with red guntape sealing it up. End of day, unload, count rounds, and sign the verification sheet that you had all 30 rds. We spent the current defense budget on red...

Correct sir! 12 Fun Sqn.

Pre Deployment trg for Bosnia, 2VP Bn Gp. We had to walk around Wainwright with four different hats in our pockets. Where we were on the camp determined which hat we had to wear. Shit. You. Not. Ooh, almost forgot. Could only wear the white balaclava if you were wearing mukluks. White hats and...

I wanted both teams to lose.

You mean like hockey?

Brave soldier towed around by his nutsack by shrieking harpy spouse? Never happened. Never ever.

Are you new to Canada? Dumping cash down a dark hole is what we do best. The feds will hear injunction and delay after injunction and delay until they drop it in the "interest of Canada". Too many burrowing elk and spotted crickets in the way.

The expansion. I doubt a drop of oil will ever flow through it.

Buying the best way to get our oil to market and promptly shutting it down didn't help.

I pillaged that from elsewhere, but it's kind of an eye opener.

Food for Thought… A history of gun control in Canada. • In 1913, you required us to have a permit to carry a handgun. We complied. There was no discernible reduction in violent crime. • In 1920, you required us to have a permit to possess any firearm, regardless of where it was stored. We...

I have an Alberta veterans plate on my truck. The truck is not adorned with any "Fuck Anybody" stickers or anything political. It has a CHIMO plate on the front. The plate has three letters and two numbers on it. The two numbers are 88. Care to guess how many rabid weirdos have accosted me for...

If he could retain control of the Maritimes and Quebec, let's call it Truedopia, he'd be well pleased, fuck us troublesome peasants.

It seems every 500 years or so, an individual is born that grabs humankind by the scruff of the neck and drags it forward. Imhotep, Daedalus, Archimedes, Ptolemy, Da Vinci, Galileo, Einstein, etc. Odd how they seem to show up just as we begin to stagnate.

That'll be me.

For an opinion you don't share, you sure do share it a lot.

You mean the people of Alberta exercise their democratic right to vote as they see fit within a fair and impartial election system? Those bastards. Partisan politics? In out streets? Are you making this up? PS have you ever lived here? Know anyone who has lived here? Even tried to see where...