Beeing a woman, I thought you might enjoy the chuckle as much as I did when I stumbled upon this one.
Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes Over Women
* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
* Airplanes don't get mad if you do...
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