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forgetting such things as ladders, grappling hooks, ropes, and even leaving one of there number topside jumped into the hole after their leader.  While this speaks volumes about their "Follow Me" ethic  it says little else that merits praise.  Fortunately they all had their genuine fake rambo...

L/Pte. Wayne, John Duke, who while commanding a flying tiger demonstrated true grit leading the flying leathernecks over the sands of Iwo Jima wearing a green beret for the fighting seabees as they escorted a stagecoach  across the Rio Grande and the Red River to Fort Apache so that she could...

Too bad the Rideau Canal is frozen over,  we won't be able to see him  walk on water.  Beware of the demagogue who relies upon a personality cult.

a couple of crates of Soylent Green organic snack crackers.  While  "Best Before" date had long since expired he turned over this gourmet find to the Mess Sgt., Sgt.  Ptomaine, who  served them  roasted and smothered with ketchup and melted marshmallows to the men for dinner that very night...

and that was to comp. all midway patrons with a free ride on the El Puko.  At the ride's mid-point Milice troops would gather up all the loose change that had fallen from the upside down riders' pockets and with the proceeds replenish the Regimental Fund...

In yesterday's snail mail I received a letter, addressed to me and without a return address, postmarked London England.  Penned by an alleged lawyer, it informed me that an English mining engineer with the same last name as mine had tragically died, with his family, in a traffic accident in...

the Milice established a mountain warfare school to prepare for it's next offensive, the invasion of Estevan Saskatchewan.  But, back in the Regimental Map Room the Intelligence Sgt., Sgt. WTF Isthis, discovered that there wasn't a mountain within 500 miles of the place. However, so feared was...

Camp Y, the Milice detention facility where the Intelligence Officer, Capt. Pinhead, interrogated him to determine exactly how much and what he had divulged.  the legally questionable and very controversial technique of poutine deprivation was used to extract information.  This attracted the...

required that most audacious, bold, and risky military operation, the night airborne amphibious direct frontal assault against a well fortified position.  To train for the attack  the Operations Officer, Capt.  Doofus, drafted a training syllabus that revolved around an all ranks viewng of the...

I just got an enticing letter from the Ivory Coast: Why am I tempted to reply with: "Dear Mary, Thanks for your letter, I was thrilled to receive it.  As a registered sex offender living in an adult only gated community in Kingston I seldom get a chance to befriend single mothers anymore. ...

the bugler, Sgt. Chappedlips, blowing the Deserted Post.  Then after a Big Mac with fries is laid at the foot of the Wall by Col. Mitty himself the piper, Cpl. Lungcapacity, plays Weeds of the Septicfield.  The Regiment following its colours and lead by its Corps of Bums then passes in review...

The Day Something Terrible Happened.  This solemn occasion, commemorated in the annals of the Regiment, figures on the annual calendar with a parade at the Wall of Shame...

Let's get young Omar and the rest of the Khadr family re-integrated and accepted by Canadian society by giving him the starring role in a new sitcom Little Bomb Factory On The Prairie.

...confiding his innermost deep, meaningful, secrets with his pet marble Rolly until one day, just totally frustrated with it all, he...

Prince Walter Mitty's Own Light Fusiliers (Air Assault) Regimental Association...

recently promoted Caporal Scuzzball who, as a wannabe biker during his off-duty hours, ran afoul of the notorious Hell's Angel Mom Boucher...

an expired bus pass he found in...

Now, now.  Stop being such grumpy old men.  Remember many of us did some pretty wild and crazy things in our youth:  Sneaking into theatres, smoking in washrooms, chugging beer through a straw under a pool table, assembing bombs, lobbing grenades at our country's allies  - you know, that sort of...

Joseph Goebbels

Purple Toejam, unless white wine was used in which case it was called Toejam Blanc...