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Enter the leg-breakers:

I hope he finds some solace in the fact that when I read this I didn't feel sorry him...

Please tell me I have lost my ability to comprehend what I read: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2010/03/24/sk-scholarship-1003.html

Or Ann Coulter ??

Compliments once again ER for isolating the real issue and cutting to the chase.  Fool or not her post event characterization of  U of O as "bush league" is bang-on with respect to the handling of this silliness and she will be the one laughing all the way to the bank.  One can only hope that...

Can't help you with the coal but also remember to leave every TV and computer screen on as well as tossing absolutely everything in the garbage without seperating blue bin, black bin, and green bin waste. 

The Soylent Green idea sounds like a workable solution to this non-issue,  not to mention addressing the problem of world hunger. 

Fight corrupt governments ! Screw thieving foreign banks ! Harvest the fruits of another's labour ! No risks, no effort ! Hey, this works for me...

Received this one twice this week.  Does that mean I stand to inherit $10 Million ??

L O S E R

Even though she ison active service Major Lehker personifies the US Veteran's Administration motto which in part reads: God Bless !!

Indeed it is difficult to remember this long-lost old friend whom I'm confident I' ve never met in this lifetime.  Needless to say I so thrilled and ecstatic that he so fondly remembers me that I tell what I'm gonna do.  I'm going to decline his generous gift and let the bank draft lapse so...

May you and your comrades forever be alive in this Nation's memory A/L/Cpl Babcock.

OK so it wasn't Toronto.  But it was a Canadian warship.  I know because I got an excited call from relatives over there , to whom anything Canadian is associated with TO,  in the wee hours of the morning thanking me.  Not that I had anything to do with it but hey...

And that is the real issue here:  the value of the moral support.  When Saddam's Scuds were hitting Israel during the first Gulf War the news that HMCS Toronto was steaming towards the Israeli coast was reported on Israeli news in a positive manner simply because it was viewed as a demonstration...

Which would in turn account for the blitzkreig-like Inuit expansion,  colonialization,  and exploitation of the Mesabi Iron Range: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesabi_Range

The words of the immortal Cpl. Swanson, 1VP, come to mind:   ;D

Was it a vegan pie?

Got 2 this week: (1)    I wonder if the "local charity of my choice" would be me? And, this rather subtle appeal to greed: (2)