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A December Greeting

muskrat89

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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.  Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated.  This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.  It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 
And I hope that you have a good one too!!  ;D
 
Well, I'll say it:
Merry Christmas to my Christian readers out there
 
An enjoyable Chrismakwanhannadan to all.
 
For those shops selling "Holiday Trees"; does that mean that a new trend is in the works to start selling "Easter Trees", "Valentine's Trees", "Canada Day Trees", "Labour Day Trees", "Thanksgiving Trees", "New Years Trees", "Birthday Trees", etc.?  What effect will this have on the May Pole?  Will the wreath business be overcome by the competition?  Can Bay Street factor in the new Trade Symbols?  What will the Green Party say with the extra cutting of Canada's forests?  Will Agriculture Canada have to legislate new restrictions on the importation of exotic trees?  Who will decide what tree is correct for what holiday?  Is there a Patron Saint for Trees?  Are these trees to be recycled or will we have to create artificial ones to store in our attics/garages?  Will the Building Industry see an increase in Garage/Home renovations/expansions?  What kind of business will the Tree Doctor get?  Is there a Tree Grinch?  Is this a plan for the "Greening of Canada"?
 
I guess this means that the allegeded rumour that Muskrat failed his sensitivity training course was in fact a vicious lie.
 
muskrat89 said:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.  Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated.  This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.  It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


Have a good one now. Y'all deserve it.
 
Failed the course?  I TAUGHT the course. I'm a very sensitive person.. just ask my wife  :)
 
I've decided I want to enjoy Christmas this year (I HATE Christmas).

This year, I shall become.... ANTI-SANTA!!!!

Wherever there is Christmas cheer, I shall crush it. Wherever there is a Santa in a mall, I shall destroy him. Toys are open targets, and the tears of shoppers will bring me joy!
 
Sig_Des said:
I've decided I want to enjoy Christmas this year (I HATE Christmas).

This year, I shall become.... ANTI-SANTA!!!!

Wherever there is Christmas cheer, I shall crush it. Wherever there is a Santa in a mall, I shall destroy him. Toys are open targets, and the tears of shoppers will bring me joy!
:o WHY??? you make me SICK  :-X Hating Christmas, you need a time out. Go read your Bible.
 
http://forums.army.ca/forums/threads/37435/post-308973.html#msg308973

I read my bible...there's nothing about a fat man in a red suit...
 
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