all done for now.........but what about drugs?

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Posted by "Rob A." <carversbench@csolve.net> on Tue, 19 Sep 2000 23:59:59 -0400
Hi all,
Well after waiting almost a year I finally did my fitness testing for
the reserve not much to that and because my interview was over six
months ago I had to do another one of those as well.
But I‘m curious. When I did my first interview the Captain had me read
over a paper that had a bunch of drugs and chemicals listed on it. I had
to promise never to use anything on the list and sign the paper
promising to turn in any forces member I saw using them. I didn‘t have
a clue what any of that stuff even was or that there were that many
things out there to get high on! Thats wrong actually. I knew what THC
was. I know a real pot-head.
I‘m not worried about using anything I‘m not supposed to though it
would be nice to know what the heck I told them I wouldn‘t do. Now,
because they seemed to make a fairly big deal about the paper, I figured
they would stick me with a needle and test me to be sure I was being
honest. Seemed reasonable to me. But I did the medical, no needle. I did
the fitness test, no needle. Don‘t they ever check us to be sure? How
do they and I know the guy on the range next to me isn‘t using
something that‘ll make him do something to endanger me or someone else?
RobA
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Hi all,
Well after waiting almost a year I finally did
my fitness
testing for the reservenot much to that and because my interview
was
over six months ago I had to do another one of those as
well.
But I‘m curious. When I did my first
interview the
Captain had me read over a paper that had a bunch of drugs and chemicals
listed
on it. I had to promise never to use anything on the list and sign the
paper
promising to turn in any forces member I saw using them. I didn‘t have
a clue
what any of that stuff even was or that there were that many things out
there to
get high on! Thats wrong actually. I knew whatTHC was. I know a
real
pot-head.
I‘m not worried about using anything
I‘m not
supposed tothough it would be nice to know what the heck I told
themI wouldn‘t do. Now, because they seemed to make a fairly
big
deal aboutthe paper,I figured they would stick me with a
needle and
test me to be sure I was being honest. Seemed reasonable to me. But I
did the
medical, no needle. I did the fitness test, no needle.Don‘t
they
ever check us to be sure? How dothey and I know the guy on the
range
next to me isn‘t using something that‘ll make him do something to
endanger me or
someone else?
RobA
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Posted by "Jay Digital" <todesengel@home.com> on Tue, 19 Sep 2000 14:03:21 -0400
We had blood taking in basic training that was examined for drug
residue. I knew a fellow who was thrown out because they found mushrooms
in his blood system.
----- Original Message -----
From: Rob A.
To: army mailing list
Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 11:59 PM
Subject: all done for now.........but what about drugs?
Hi all,
Well after waiting almost a year I finally did my fitness testing for
the reserve not much to that and because my interview was over six
months ago I had to do another one of those as well.
But I‘m curious. When I did my first interview the Captain had me
read over a paper that had a bunch of drugs and chemicals listed on it.
I had to promise never to use anything on the list and sign the paper
promising to turn in any forces member I saw using them. I didn‘t have a
clue what any of that stuff even was or that there were that many things
out there to get high on! Thats wrong actually. I knew what THC was. I
know a real pot-head.
I‘m not worried about using anything I‘m not supposed to though it
would be nice to know what the heck I told them I wouldn‘t do. Now,
because they seemed to make a fairly big deal about the paper, I figured
they would stick me with a needle and test me to be sure I was being
honest. Seemed reasonable to me. But I did the medical, no needle. I did
the fitness test, no needle. Don‘t they ever check us to be sure? How
do they and I know the guy on the range next to me isn‘t using
something that‘ll make him do something to endanger me or someone else?
RobA
We had blood taking
in basic
training that was examined for drug residue. I knew a fellow who was
thrown out
because they found mushrooms in his blood system.
----- Original Message -----
From:
Rob
A.
To: army mailing list
Sent: Tuesday, September 19,
2000 11:59
PM
Subject: all done for
now.........but
what about drugs?

Hi all,
Well after waiting almost a year I finally did
my
fitness testing for the reservenot much to that and because my
interview was over six months ago I had to do another one of those as
well.
But I‘m curious. When I did my first
interview the
Captain had me read over a paper that had a bunch of drugs and
chemicals
listed on it. I had to promise never to use anything on the list and
sign the
paper promising to turn in any forces member I saw using them. I
didn‘t have a
clue what any of that stuff even was or that there were that many
things out
there to get high on! Thats wrong actually. I knew whatTHC was.
I know
a real pot-head.
I‘m not worried about using
anything I‘m not
supposed tothough it would be nice to know what the heck I told
themI wouldn‘t do. Now, because they seemed to make a
fairly big
deal aboutthe paper,I figured they would stick me with a
needle
and test me to be sure I was being honest. Seemed reasonable to me.
But I did
the medical, no needle. I did the fitness test, no
needle.Don‘t
they ever check us to be sure? How dothey and I know the guy
on the
range next to me isn‘t using something that‘ll make him do something
to
endanger me or someone else?
RobA
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Posted by TheMightyRat@aol.com on Tue, 19 Sep 2000 14:16:05 EDT
magic mushrooms? or just regular mushrooms? there is quite a difference.
If it was the magic mushroom then your friend should have been thrown
out.........but if it wasnt then they should have looked harder at the test
and found their own mistake.
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Posted by "Jay Digital" <todesengel@home.com> on Tue, 19 Sep 2000 14:24:34 -0400
magic mushrooms of course. i doubt the canadian armed forces is worried
about the use of regular mushrooms p
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Subject: Re: all done for now.........but what about drugs?
> magic mushrooms? or just regular mushrooms? there is quite a
difference.
> If it was the magic mushroom then your friend should have been thrown
> out.........but if it wasnt then they should have looked harder at the
test
> and found their own mistake.
>
> Rats‘ Rule
>
>
>
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Posted by TheMightyRat@aol.com on Tue, 19 Sep 2000 14:49:12 EDT
hahaha well...........then
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Posted by "dave" <dave.newcombe@home.com> on Tue, 19 Sep 2000 16:42:18 -0700
The majority of random drupg tests are performed by urinalysis. I‘m
sure you have supplied plenty of them so far. If they are conducting
drug screening, that is the preferred method. They do not expect every
recruit to have a drug problem, they give you the benefit of the doubt.
As for the next recruit in line, and his level of ability, you will
always have those questions. Just pay attention to everything around
you, and you won‘t be caught short.
Good luck..
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The majority of random drupg tests are
performed by
urinalysis. I‘m sure you have supplied plenty of them so
far. If
they are conducting drug screening, that is the preferred method.
They do
not expect every recruit to have a drug problem, they give you the
benefit of
the doubt. As for the next recruit in line, and his level of
ability, you
will always have those questions. Just pay attention to everything
around
you, and you won‘t be caught short.
Good luck..
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Posted by "Rob A." <carversbench@csolve.net> on Wed, 20 Sep 2000 21:43:14 -0400
A wizz test eh? I guess I should have known that but I haven‘t been
asked for one of those either. I did have to urinate on a paper little
stick though. You know, the female corporal who was doing some of the
medical had no sense of humour when I proudly held it up for her to see
and said "See......I told you I wasn‘t pregnant!"
First lesson learned: close wise-*** yip.
RobA
----- Original Message -----
From: dave
To: army@cipherlogic.on.ca
Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 7:42 PM
Subject: Re: all done for now.........but what about drugs?
The majority of random drupg tests are performed by urinalysis. I‘m
sure you have supplied plenty of them so far. If they are conducting
drug screening, that is the preferred method. They do not expect every
recruit to have a drug problem, they give you the benefit of the doubt.
As for the next recruit in line, and his level of ability, you will
always have those questions. Just pay attention to everything around
you, and you won‘t be caught short.
Good luck..
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A wizz test eh? I guess I should have known that
but I
haven‘t been asked for one of those either. I did have to
urinateon a
paper little stickthough. You know, the female corporal who was
doing some
of themedical had no sense of humour when I proudly held it up for
her to
see and said "See......I told you I wasn‘t pregnant!"
First lesson learned: close wise-*** yip.
RobA
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From:
dave

To: army@cipherlogic.on.ca
Sent: Tuesday, September 19,
2000 7:42
PM
Subject: Re: all done for
now.........but
what about drugs?

The majority of random drupg tests
are performed
by urinalysis. I‘m sure you have supplied plenty of them so
far.
If they are conducting drug screening, that is the preferred
method.
They do not expect every recruit to have a drug problem, they give you
the
benefit of the doubt. As for the next recruit in line, and his
level of
ability, you will always have those questions. Just pay
attention to
everything around you, and you won‘t be caught short.
Good
luck..
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Posted by "dave" <dave.newcombe@home.com> on Wed, 20 Sep 2000 16:38:20 -0700
Good one, too bad she didn‘t have a sense of humour. I learned the hard
way to save my jokes for after training times, when there were no staff
around, the quicker you learn that the better. It is no fun shining
garbage cans with brasso all weekend.
----- Original Message -----
From: Rob A.
To: army@cipherlogic.on.ca
Sent: Wednesday, September 20, 2000 6:43 PM
Subject: FYI Dave RE:all done for now.........but what about drugs?
A wizz test eh? I guess I should have known that but I haven‘t been
asked for one of those either. I did have to urinate on a paper little
stick though. You know, the female corporal who was doing some of the
medical had no sense of humour when I proudly held it up for her to see
and said "See......I told you I wasn‘t pregnant!"
First lesson learned: close wise-*** yip.
RobA
----- Original Message -----
From: dave
To: army@cipherlogic.on.ca
Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 7:42 PM
Subject: Re: all done for now.........but what about drugs?
The majority of random drupg tests are performed by urinalysis. I‘m
sure you have supplied plenty of them so far. If they are conducting
drug screening, that is the preferred method. They do not expect every
recruit to have a drug problem, they give you the benefit of the doubt.
As for the next recruit in line, and his level of ability, you will
always have those questions. Just pay attention to everything around
you, and you won‘t be caught short.
Good luck..
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Good one, too bad she didn‘t have a
sense of
humour. I learned the hard way to save my jokes for after training
times,
when there were no staff around, the quicker you learn that the
better. It
is no fun shining garbage cans with brasso all weekend.
----- Original Message -----
From:
Rob
A.
To: army@cipherlogic.on.ca
Sent: Wednesday, September 20,
2000 6:43
PM
Subject: FYI Dave RE:all done
for
now.........but what about drugs?

A wizz test eh? I guess I should have known
that but I
haven‘t been asked for one of those either. I did have to
urinateon a
paper little stickthough. You know, the female corporal who was
doing
some of themedical had no sense of humour when I proudly held it
up for
her to see and said "See......I told you I wasn‘t pregnant!"
First lesson learned: close wise-*** yip.
RobA

----- Original Message -----
From:
dave
To: army@cipherlogic.on.ca
Sent: Tuesday, September 19,
2000 7:42
PM
Subject: Re: all done for
now.........but what about drugs?

The majority of random drupg tests
are
performed by urinalysis. I‘m sure you have supplied plenty of
them so
far. If they are conducting drug screening, that is the
preferred
method. They do not expect every recruit to have a drug
problem, they
give you the benefit of the doubt. As for the next recruit in
line,
and his level of ability, you will always have those
questions. Just
pay attention to everything around you, and you won‘t be caught
short.
Good
luck..
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Posted by Ian Edwards <iedwards@home.com> on Wed, 20 Sep 2000 20:48:00 -0600
I went for a civvy whizz test last week. I told the lady clinician
that I hoped that the result of my test wouldn‘t keep me, age 57, out
of the Olympics :
The lady smiled and said she had learned that the Cdn athlete caught
with a banned substance in her urine, that was claiming that the
chemical must have occurred naturally in her system, had 16 times the
normal amount. I regret I didn‘t ask what the statistical standard
deviation was i.e. how average is average but I suspect 16 times
higher doesn‘t occur very often.
I then went to the xray clinic for photos. The sign on the wall asked
patients to inform the radiologist if there was any likelyhood of being
pregnant. I informed her in the negative. I think she had heard that
response from males before, but at least I was not put on defaulters
parade.
In case any of you are concerned all results were negative. I‘ll live
and I‘m healthy.
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Posted by Jean-F Menicucci <menicucci@videotron.ca> on Wed, 20 Sep 2000 22:57:15 -0400
Hehehehe she had nadrolone for the ppl who lift weight or in sport that
subtance is associated with "Deca Durabolin" an anabolic steroid, but
nadrolone occur naturally
in women, but it can be produced in higher amount if the woman in question
was pregnant.
jf
Ian Edwards wrote:
> I went for a civvy whizz test last week. I told the lady clinician
> that I hoped that the result of my test wouldn‘t keep me, age 57, out
> of the Olympics :
>
> The lady smiled and said she had learned that the Cdn athlete caught
> with a banned substance in her urine, that was claiming that the
> chemical must have occurred naturally in her system, had 16 times the
> normal amount. I regret I didn‘t ask what the statistical standard
> deviation was i.e. how average is average but I suspect 16 times
> higher doesn‘t occur very often.
>
> I then went to the xray clinic for photos. The sign on the wall asked
> patients to inform the radiologist if there was any likelyhood of being
> pregnant. I informed her in the negative. I think she had heard that
> response from males before, but at least I was not put on defaulters
> parade.
>
> In case any of you are concerned all results were negative. I‘ll live
> and I‘m healthy.
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