OK......
Picture this.......
At the Fire Academy in the US.......Friday night, a bunch of us decided to go laugh at the locals out in town, and go on a bender. You have never seen mullets my friends, until you have been in rural Arkansas. Nor have you seen so many women and children in camouflage, that weren't in the military. Everyone is also packing heat. Maybe even the kids. No kidding.
So anyway, I'm getting out of the shower. I have all my civvies laying out on my rack, and I wander back into the room. I dry off and start to get dressed. Shortly after I put my underwear on, and keep dressing, I feel what could be some damp in and around the crotch area. So being a guy, I gave a good scratch thinking it would sort it out, but it didn't take care of the problem.
So a couple minutes go by and I'm fully dressed, and I can't figure out what the issue is. My roommates has suspiciously disappeared, and I figured they were in the next room drinking the beer we had to hide in the walls.
My room stunk like Tiger Balm because my roomie, Murray ( he may be out there reading this now) had some shoulder issues so I thought nothing of the smell. This is all taking place over just a few minutes, so it wasn't long before I realised that that warm/cold feeling on the 'boys' was in fact Tiger Balm. For the LOVE OF GOD.........When I scratched, thinking I was 'drying off' what I must have missed with my towel, I had in actual fact, rubbed the significant amount of Tiger Balm INTO the 'boys' even further.
When I walked into the kitchen and said "Son of a bitch!!! He put Tiger Balm in my underwear!!!!" The whole bloody lot of 'em (they invited others to watch) burst out in laughter.....It was contagious and I began to howl with laughter as well, though I was a little uncomfortble......
Needless to say, I was humbled, and after awhile, I was feeling pretty fresh, and the beer took the edge off......My cologne couldn't over power the smell of the Tiger Balm, so there was no getting rid of it.
Thats one of the BEST practical jokes that I have ever been a part of. Tiger Balm really isn't so bad........Uh.....Yeah. My hat is still off to Murray, but there is no statue of limitations when it comes to payback, so watch out!!!