Gas Prices getting you down? Here are some Solutions:

[George Wallace]

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot......

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....

If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.

 

[ballz]

Wow ... Who knew something so extreme could be so right? This little gem has a few sparkles of genius in it.

 

[gt102]

This made my headache go away as it filled me with laughter.

 

[Lumber]

PC----------->|<--------------NPC---------------------------------------------------------------------------George Carlin
                'PC' Line


Legend: PC = Politically Correct


God Bless George Carlin

 

[Rodahn]

I do enjoy George Carlin, but must admit that gas prices aren't getting me down, $80.00 for 2 months between the car and the motorcycle. 

 

[hauger]

Funny stuff....still....

Weird how a left wing commedian from yesteryear (7 words....why get uptight over words?) turned far right in the later years.

11 Million less using gasoline?  Nope...they still use gasoline, just that they use it in their home market.  Gasoline is global, prices are influenced by global demand (to a degree....semi-local due to cost of shipping refined goods).  Pretty sure the immigrants aren't hopping the fence and buying Escalades getting horrible milage....even if each of them own and drive a car, that's a drop in the bucket against the estimated 130,000,000 cars/trucks being used on the road in the US.  And if you deport them...they just burn the gas in Mexico bought at an Exxon station there...this does very, very little to effect demand and lower the price.

 

[ballz]

Yeah but look at all the other problems it solves!