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Ilitis Story, I did like my ride

FormerHorseGuard

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I served at an Unit in Toronto, I was the CO driver and gopher when required and not doing my  normal full time dutes on callout.
I was always off and running on the weekends, and weekdays taking various officers to meetings.

Anyways I had to take the Ajt to a meeting in Meaford to do with the planning of the Amour Comp,  we started out in one of the CJ5 series jeeps, but it had serious problems,  exhaust leaking up inside the pass. area and loss of power on the way  up the 400, we nursed the sick jeep back to the armouries and  took the COs Ilitis . I told the AJt I would drive as he was not suppose to read hiis notes onthe way, I was not suppose to drive the cj because I was cleaned on it ( was later ) .

the adjt was reading his notes and i was crusing along the 400 trying to make up time that  we lost nursing that  sick and wounded CJ. I was speeding down the hiway and  and the adjt looked over at me and the remarked that  he did not know an itlis could go so fast and I looked at him and said but SIR I slowed down for that  construction site. i had the iltis running down the 400 at just over 96 miles ahour.  The adjt told if i got pulled over for speeding he was going to show me how deep he could blade me,  he would confess to the cop that  he was sleeping and the driver was out of control, that  i deserved all tickets he could write me up for.  On the way  home  he told me not to exceed 60 miles per hour under any reason. He did not want to tell his wife he crashed on the way  home because I was speeding.

I held various speed records in the CO's Iltis but the RSM  was always telling me to engage and drive faster.
That was the life in the fast lane. The adjt is now a major I hear within the unit, the rsm is retiired along with the former CO I drove for.
 
At 96 miles per hour you must have had some serious hearing damage or you were wearing good ear defenders.  Since SMP vehicles are not suppose to drive over 90 km/hr and you say you weren't cleared to drive it,  it is a good thing you did not get a ticket.  The local transport rep would have had a field day with your 416/404s.

Great story - you were safe from summary trial because you had the CO/RSM/Adjt as witnesses to your careless/dangerous driving.  Ah, life in the MO.
 
I have had an ILTIS up to 160Km/h once and I will tell you it is not a pleasant experience. I was being "tail gated" by a rather large truck while going down hill. I had no choice but to speed up to get some distance between our bumpers (at first he was no more than 6 feet from my rear bumper). The steering wheel was jumping up and down, the engine was screaming and those tires were howling. Definitely not a fun time and I am lucky the ILTIS didn't come apart at the seems. Taking these vehicle above 110Km/h is not only illegal but it is very stupid, they just aren't made for it.
 
Tess no one can beat your ride in one I must admit.
I was a speed demon. Noise never bothered in the iltis, the shakes in the CO's iltis were there at speeds until you got it over 60 miles a hour, came back 75 and left at 80.

I do not think had we got the stock unit and not let them play with, and it was used for what  it was designed for we would of hada  good admin car
 
ISTR hearing that someone once buried the needle on an Iltis (>160, I think) coming down the west side of Jackass Mountain in the Fraser Canyon.

I have no recollection of where I came by the information, though.
 
When the ILTIS first came on line, I was a Corporal with Maintenance Platoon, Canadian Airborne Regiment.  I was the R Maint O's driver, and was issued one.

As I recall (others may correct me), they first appeared with governors as standard equipment.  Naturally, the maintainers of the Regiment quickly disabled these devices.  Within days, we began getting "Defect Slips" which stated such things as "shimmies at 110 KMH".  As the military speed limit at the time was (and I believe still is) 90 KPH, these Defect Slips gave rise to some remedial training, and perhaps a charge or two (although I don't recall any specific instances of such).

It was, when first issued, a sweet machine - kinda like a dune buggy, painted olive drab.  We had a good time with them.  Their various weaknesses became apparent later, but when they were first brought online, we loved 'em.

 
I do not think i would report in writing that  my  iride was shaky at 110km.  I am also sure when they  fresh and new they  rode a lot better then they did 20 years later. The ilitis was a fun piece of kit, everyone learned to drive them had to admit they had a blast in them. Just wrong piece of kit for the wrong job. You do not take a knife to a gunfight, you do not take an ilitis to well mined country and expect it to live.
 
when i figure out how to edit videos and blacken out our faces and cap badges, i'll post the video of us taking the iltis to 160km/h on a highway incline
 
joker said:
when i figure out how to edit videos and blacken out our faces and cap badges, i'll post the video of us taking the iltis to 160km/h on a highway incline

Don't bother. We don't need videos of someone's illegal and dangerous activity. If you wish to post the video of your stupidity, Jackass the Movie will probably take it.
 
recceguy said:
Don't bother. We don't need videos of someone's illegal and dangerous activity. If you wish to post the video of your stupidity, Jackass the Movie will probably take it.

funny, i don't recall saying i would post it here

if that's too dangerous for you, maybe you aren't cut out for recce. change your name to paperguy please
 
when i figure out how to edit videos and blacken out our faces and cap badges, i'll post the video of us taking the iltis to 160km/h on a highway incline


Come again ninja?

Maybe your name should be dumbass with foot in mouth.   Life is not too fucking hard driving around Meaford in an iltis with a bit of cam on your face.   I suggest you read your own posts the next time you feel so brave as to pipe up to others here on this board, especially with only three posts under your belt.

Stay in your lane and stop mouthing off.

dileas

tess
 
Hmm... lately ive been walking/driving around bedford... and ive been suprised to see a number or Itlis being driven by Civvies... (Long hair, Civvie cloths.. etc..) Can anyone tell me why this is? Has the Cf been selling them off or is it possible to buy them directly from the manufacturer?

Thanks

-hugo
 
Why is the CF so full of broken down shitty equipment?
Every break down in the middle of no where or on a long road move and wonder why?


Because of cool guys like joker.

To those of you who abuse and break the equipment we depend on, we salute you
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Honestly, what if the jeep in 48th regulator's picture was one that had the shit pounded out of it (for fun) by soldiers like joker?
What if the jeep broke down in the middle of that ambush due to unnessairy abuse placed on it? We'd probably be down a few good people.

Why would soldiers risk the lives of their brothers by not treating the equipment we all share with respect and due care?


I would think an armored recce soldier (?) who relies on vehicles to perform their mission would treat their equipment with more respect.   Shame on you for posting such stupidity on this site.
 
Hunter911 said:
Hmm... lately ive been walking/driving around bedford... and ive been suprised to see a number or Itlis being driven by Civvies... (Long hair, Civvie cloths.. etc..) Can anyone tell me why this is? Has the Cf been selling them off or is it possible to buy them directly from the manufacturer?

Thanks

-hugo

Yeah, they're dumping all the ones joker has broken... ::) 

Seriously, they're selling the high-mileage ones off.  I believe you can get your very own VW Rabbit powered go-cart for about $3000 (don't quote me on price).
 
joker said:
funny, i don't recall saying i would post it here

if that's too dangerous for you, maybe you aren't cut out for recce. change your name to paperguy please

You imply by your posting HERE that it will be posted here. As for my experience in recce, it probably predates your date of birth and continues to this day. Kinda hard to tell though when you hide behind an empty profile. As far as it being dangerous, my job is to ensure my troops safety and their ability to fulfil the mission. Unless you were withdrawing from a LIVE enemy and under fire, you had no excuse for your actions. Not only did you contravene DND policy, in many aspects, but also the Highway Traffic Act. You put yourself, your fellow soldiers, civilians and your equipment in jeopardy, for no reason. Safety is a command responsibility, and obviously, you aren't ready for command, of any sort.

You've also taken a pretty obvious swipe against me. I'm a big boy and can take a cheap dig from an immature, small minded individual, by taking into account their inexperience and youthful stupidity on a subject. However, as a Mod, I won't accept contraventions of the site rules. I suggest you go read them. You've just had your freebie.
 
the 48th regulator said:
Come again ninja?

Maybe your name should be dumbass with foot in mouth.   Life is not too ******* hard driving around Meaford in an iltis with a bit of cam on your face.   I suggest you read your own posts the next time you feel so brave as to pipe up to others here on this board, especially with only three posts under your belt.

Stay in your lane and stop mouthing off.

dileas

tess

holy jesus, maybe we should give out medals now for spending time on the internet, because apparently that gives you special powers and makes you a better, smarter, more decorated canadian soldier

get this: your number of posts mean nothing in real life

you're right, stay in your lane
 
Lady and Gents,

Meltdown comences...

Here pal, might I suggest you click on the following link and learn.  I think you and little billy have a lot in common.

Posting and you

dileas

tess

BTW, feel free to read the whole thread, especialy all of my posts on this topic, you mope.


 
I know tess can defend himself (and has, I see), but I do hope you realize what very dangerous ground you're on now...  You'd better look at this before going any further:

http://forums.army.ca/forums/threads/30345/post-243292.html#msg243292

Perhaps you'd be so kind as to fill out your profile so we can see exactly what vast experience you're coming from - aside from driving like an idiot, of course.

And yes, I'm a black hat - with more time in an Iltis than I care to remember.

 
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