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Man in Thailand marries two (hot!) twin ladies

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A lifelong threesome? wow.  :o

http://www.thai-blogs.com/index.php/2006/03/24/stories_from_the_thai_press_06?blog=8

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After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest ‘equal love’ for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, 23 March, got married in pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously. On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn’t see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings. Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children. “When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darned impossible – I adored BOTH of them – I just couldn’t decide, which one of them to chat up….!”

He went on to say “For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn’t stand the frustration any longer and told them I love you and want to marry you BOTH”

The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along, that they wished to marry the same man! “It wasn’t easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man” the twins said.

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him, in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question “And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai”? to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile “Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together”

Ms Sirintara finally told the press “When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each others side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us”

“Anyway, Mr Wichai is the perfect man – he neither smokes nor drinks!”
 
Isn't using "two" with "twin" a bit redundant?  ;)

Why do the twins have different last names??
 
You know the wife was teasing me at her last birthday that I could swap her for two 25 year olds. 8)



Naah at my age nagging in stereo is all I'd get. ::)
 
PMedMoe said:
Why do the twins have different last names??

What makes you think that the names used in the original article were their last (family) name.  The Thai customs for usage of names, whether family name, first name or nickname is somewhat different than that practised in this part of the world.

Now if this had happened over here, they would be offering him a reality TV show or at least a gig as a spokesperson in Viagra/Cialis adverts.  However, maybe he's just being forward thinking and trying to be efficient by getting through his first marriage without wasting time looking for the second wife.
 
Blackadder1916 said:
What makes you think that the names used in the original article were their last (family) name.  The Thai customs for usage of names, whether family name, first name or nickname is somewhat different than that practised in this part of the world.

Well, there ya go, you do learn something new everyday!  ;D
 
Aw the rash decisions of youth.  He will rue the day! But in the meantime.......... giddy-up!
 
The thumbs up he's giving in the photo is certainly well justified.  ;D
 
          That man must be crazy . What the heck happens if they both divorce him later on down the road and the two of them are entitled to half of what he owns if so that poor bugger will never see another pay check again .     
          Also can you imagine the nagging my god what was he thinking  .
 
It's Thailand not Canada. Things work a bit different there, he will have his full pay check after the divorce. If he is alive that is.
 
Fun for the short term, but two wives equals twice the trouble in the long term.

No thanks  ;D

OWDU
 
meni0n said:
If he is alive that is.

"Sometimes, murder isn't enough."
http://www.thaimed.us/thai-girls-cut-off-penis-video/2007/12/08/
 
Being married to a thai, I have been warned already about getting it cut off, and I took the threat seriously. The attached to hot air balloons line made me laugh in that article.
 
Wow... wouldn't that be every man's fantasy?

Double your pleasure, double your fun  ;D
 
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