I dunno...I really just don't like my Razr *that much*.
But, I'd of liked to hear the annoucement over the PA system on the train.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we will be held up at our next stop for a few hours, as some stun-bunny has managed to get his arm sucked into the shi**er. He is located in Car X if you want to go point, laugh and take pictures."