Navy acknowledges aircrew drew a penis in the sky over Washington

[dimsum]

Not the Onion.  Also, the crew involved are grounded.

Naval aviators are responsible for drawing a penis in the sky over Okanogan County, Wash., Navy officials said.

Residents of Okanogan County spotted the drawings in the sky Thursday, and some documented the phallic art on Twitter.

Officials with the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island in Oak Harbor, Wash., confirmed to KREM 2 News that Navy pilots were responsible for the drawings.

“The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,” Navy officials said in a statement.

One mother who took photos of the skywriting and spoke to the TV station said she was upset at the prospect of explaining the image to her children.

The Federal Aviation Administration, when the station reached out for comment, said they're powerless to act unless the incident poses a safety risk. An official also said the agency "cannot police morality."

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/navy-acknowledges-aircrew-drew-a-penis-in-the-sky-over-washington/article/2641024

 

[Quirky]

Would someone please think of the children!

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[Jarnhamar]

One mother who took photos of the skywriting and spoke to the TV station said she was upset at the prospect of explaining the image to her children.

Mother had to explain what a penis is? I suppose she could just tell her kids
a. It's a penis; or
b. Gender is a social construct and they can pick F15 eagle as a gender.

 

[Blackadder1916]

. . . a penis in the sky over Okanogan County . . .

Since the northern boundary of Okanogan County borders British Columbia, I think it is important to know if the sky dong penetrated Canadian airspace.

 

[dapaterson]

It's a rocket ship!  #DeathToSmoochy

https://youtu.be/enNOYsdgUOI?t=2m51s

 

[dimsum]

Since the northern boundary of Okanogan County borders British Columbia, I think it is important to know if the sky dong penetrated Canadian airspace.

I would love to hear the order to scramble CF-18s from Cold Lake to intercept Sky Dong  :rofl:

 

[jollyjacktar]

Meh!  Sailors love to draw dicks on things.  Its practically a job requirement.

 

[medicineman]

I would love to hear the order to scramble CF-18s from Cold Lake to intercept Sky Dong  :rofl:

They'll envelope it with a French Tickler...

MM

 

[Kat Stevens]

As a drawing of a pecker goes, it makes a better ten gallon hat.

 

[Michael OLeary]

Next week's headline: "Navy Selects Pilots for Aleutian Islands Patrol"

 

[Blackadder1916]

For a second I thought this was a related thread.

A fun opportunity for member’s children who like to design, draw & create! :christmas happy:

https://ml-fd.caf-fac.ca/en/2017/11/7562

 

[BeyondTheNow]

rly: ...

:rofl:

 

[kratz]

Wait...come around to catch the best side.

 

[Quirky]

Speaking of dicks a few people will be getting one for Xmas

http://shipadick.com/

 

[brihard]

Magnificent

 

[SeaKingTacco]

Mother had to explain what a penis is? I suppose she could just tell her kids
a. It's a penis; or
b. Gender is a social construct and they can pick F15 eagle as a gender.

You Sir, win the internet today.

 

[rmc_wannabe]

Man... What a dick move

 

[Good2Golf]

Such a wonderful segue to:

It's a...

 

[Gunner98]

Christmas gift idea for Navy aircrew

 

[SeaKingTacco]

https://youtu.be/9fTEGag00og

Actual footage of the incident aircrew being debriefed by their Sqn CO in Whidbey Island, post flight....