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Testicles develop faster than brains: study

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Testicles develop faster than brains: study
Published: 20 Oct 2011
http://www.thelocal.ch/1530/20111020/#

Scientists at Lausanne University have concluded that the human brain develops slower than human testicles, and that human brain activity is strikingly comparable to the duck-billed platypus.

The international team of scientists has compared the genetic activity in six organs in nine species of mammals, shedding light on the genetic origins of the evolution of mammals and measuring for the first time the speeds at which different organs evolve.

“It is shocking to see that even though a person is much bigger than a duck-billed platypus, the brain genetic activity is comparable,” professor Henrik Kaessmann who leader of the research, said to the La Tribune de Genève daily.

The conclusion can be explained by the fact that the brain is involved in many vital functions of the body, therefore leaving little room for changes.

Testicles, on the other hand, undergo changes much quicker which, according to the researchers, is due to a strong natural selection pressure and a high competition between males.
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Three letters to describe this aritcle: D-U-H.

MM

Edti to add:  I wonder how much grant money these clowns got for this "study"...
 
Soooo..... WHat have we learned today children?

Your testicles (should you have them) are similar to the testicles of a platypus or a bonobo or some other member of the animal kingdom.

But we've also learned that your testicles are not similar to your own brain, liver, kidneys, heart or other organs.

Yep. Learn something new every day.  :facepalm:
 
Clearly testicles are more important.

When God (or whomever) designed us, he felt that the testicles were so important, that we needed a back-up just in case so he gave us two of them, and a friend to keep them company. They remain covered up in even the most pleasant weather, and they are super-sensitive to pain to force the owner to protect them.

They're also so precious that he only gave them to half of us.

 
Brutus said:
Clearly testicles are more important.

When God (or whomever) designed us, he felt that the testicles were so important, that we needed a back-up just in case so he gave us two of them, and a friend to keep them company. They remain covered up in even the most pleasant weather, and they are super-sensitive to pain to force the owner to protect them.

They're also so precious that he only gave them to half of us.

This was qiute possibly the best thing I have ever read, just made my day hahahaha

THANK YOU!
 
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