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UK Woman: "Wii Fit accident made me a sex addict"

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A woman in the United Kingdom says she has the urge to have sex up to 10 times a day after she fell off her Wii Fit board.
“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Amanda Flowers of Manchester told the
U.K.'s Daily Star. “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply."
A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.
She told the Daily Star that small vibrations, like the one from her cellphone or a food processor, turns her on.
Flowers is single, but hopes to find a boyfriend.
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Happy hunting, fellas!  ;D
 
How many guys are rushing to stores to buy a Wii Fit Board for their wives now......"Honey, stop pushing me off the damn thing!"
 
So, really, the Wii Fit didn't make her a sex addict.  Being clumsy and/or uncoordinated, made her one.  ::)
 
meaning you are already " clumsy and/or uncoordinated"?.
 
I wonder what sort if disclaimer the lawyers are going to have placed on it now...."Warning: Falling off of this device may result in the development of uncontrollable urges of a sexual nature.”

Maybe it could be a new marketing angle: “The Wii Fit Board now doubles as a marital aid – users should consult with a physician prior to engaging in Wii induced sexual activity.”
 
Yes, but not every bonk on the noggin is going to cause sex "addiction".  ::)  It could just as easily result in a vegetative state, amnesia, etc, etc.

Reminds me of some of the stupid consumer warning labels.
 
Staff Weenie said:
I wonder what sort if disclaimer the lawyers are going to have placed on it now...."Warning: Falling off of this device may result in the development of uncontrollable urges of a sexual nature.”

Maybe it could be a new marketing angle: “The Wii Fit Board now doubles as a marital aid – users should consult with a physician prior to engaging in Wii induced sexual activity.”
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With some of the translations to English coming out of Japan, perhaps that warning already exists......"Marital arts" instead of "Martial arts".
 
Maybe it could be a new marketing angle: “The Wii Fit Board now doubles as a marital aid – users should consult with a physician prior to engaging in Wii induced sexual activity.”
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Do they still have to call their doctor call everyone get help if it lasts longer than 4 hours?  ;D
 
Every so often, you see this "physical trauma=sex addiction" meme - this from 2006:
A HUSBAND who claimed he was turned into a sex addict after suffering a head injury in a fall at work won £3.16million damages yesterday.

Stephen Tame's marriage to wife Sarah fell apart when he allegedly cheated on her with a 57-year-old woman, turned to porn and visited a prostitute for sex.

The High Court in London was told the committed Christian's injury also led him to ring premium rate sex lines and indulge in "inappropriate behaviour" towards women.

Judge Michael Harris said the couple's lives were "shattered" after 29-year-old Mr Tame fell from a gantry at a cycle warehouse in 2002.

He added: "This young man has been transformed and, in a sense, the fact he has some awareness makes it worse because every moment he is reminded of what he might have been but for the accident. On my conclusions, he has lost his marriage and probably lost the prospect of a family

"It is suggested his infidelity is an example of his disinhibited behaviour but it may be also an indication of how he now feels towards his wife. So far as we know he has not been unfaithful on any earlier occasion."

The court heard Mr Tame, of Wickford, Essex, had been expected to die after the accident. He was in a coma for 53 days.

He made a "miraculous" recovery from his brain injuries. But the strain the sex addiction had put on his marriage to 30-year-old Sarah - who had not slept with him for four years - means it will probably not survive another year ....
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Yeah, I'll say it - should these two hook up?  :P
 
Sure - get them to hook up - they could get rich with a web-site...

I just don't want to the flat next to them - you'd never get to sleep.
 
Sounds like she fell on her knees and liked it down there...  >:D
 
It's not nice to laugh at this woman's disabilities.


When I checked into a hotel room, recently, I said to the receptionist: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."



Just adding to the spiral  ;D
 
Journeyman said:
It's not nice to laugh at this woman's disabilities.


When I checked into a hotel room, recently, I said to the receptionist: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick *******."



Just adding to the spiral  ;D
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;D
 
I enjoy intercourse as much as anyone else, but I think if my wife needed it 10 times every day I would not last long.

There is in fact, too much of a good thing.
 
(now it's crickets and croaking frogs.....)
 
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