Why did you join the Army?

[daftandbarmy]

Survey says...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1693054706250330336

 

[mariomike]

I got three reasons for bein' in the Army. First, I'm patriotic. Second, I love my country. And third, they nailed me.

1943

 

[rmc_wannabe]

"I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was here..."