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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2017, 13:11:54 »
I don't understand the problem.... unless the roomie was using your  hand.   :dunno:



...without consent.

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2017, 13:29:19 »
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I'm just like the CAF, I seem to have retention issues.

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2017, 16:29:04 »
When it comes to thread length, I bet we can beat the record!

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2017, 16:59:18 »
You're not a jerk for wanting your roommate to get a grip on this. It's a bit of a dick move on his part to show such a lack of discretion, but good on you for taking the manner in hand and making sure you have a grasp of the pertinent facts before addressing the issue with him. The circumstances are obviously awkward, but it came up; don't whitewash the matter, and don't beat it to death either. Others have offered sound advice on how to handle this yourself in a way that shouldn't leave either of you feeling too raw.


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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2017, 17:17:06 »

I would like it noted that I did not start  the bad jokes on this thread and I have refrained form adding to them ...Nobody will probably believe me  but I do have some self restraint .
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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2017, 19:07:55 »
I would definitely think that if the situation involved any...um...ingredients?...purchased with public funds (like, say, CLP, for example), then there could be a role for MPs. Just sayin'.

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2017, 19:09:12 »
Oh...an afterthought...is this split from the "Woodworking" Thread, or has that always been entirely separate?  ;D

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2017, 02:47:31 »
I would definitely think that if the situation involved any...um...ingredients?...purchased with public funds (like, say, CLP, for example), then there could be a role for MPs. Just sayin'.

Things not to lubricate with CLP, by the appropriately named 'BurnDoctor". :D
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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2017, 07:43:28 »
Seeing as your roomie and you are in shacks, are you students by chance?  Better let him know about this...

Extreme sexual exhaustion...

A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

One smart-*** jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says; "

Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with."

I'm just like the CAF, I seem to have retention issues.

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2017, 09:14:53 »
... I have refrained ... Nobody will probably believe me  but I do have some self restraint .

Sounds curiously like a Seinfeld episode, "The Abstinence".

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2017, 11:03:11 »
Sounds curiously like a Seinfeld episode, "The Abstinence".

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Yes, the "master of my domain" episode - that was the first Seinfeld episode I saw.

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2017, 13:52:44 »
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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2017, 15:37:11 »
*backs out of the thread slowly*

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Be careful about backing up - you can't always see who/what is behind you...unless you're up against the shower wall.

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2017, 16:08:58 »
Be careful about backing up - you can't always see who/what is behind you...unless you're up against the shower wall.

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2017, 16:36:39 »
Surprised again ....were you?


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Spent some time with the Navy...head needs to be on a swivel.

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2017, 17:40:21 »
When I remustered into the navy, I went for my first shower at Nelles block.  Laughed my head off at seeing liquid soap dispensers in each shower stall. (liquid soap, so they say, takes longer to pick up)   ;D
I'm just like the CAF, I seem to have retention issues.

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Re: Self Sex while living in shacks?
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2017, 17:49:54 »
When I remustered into the navy, I went for my first shower at Nelles block.  Laughed my head off at seeing liquid soap dispensers in each shower stall. (liquid soap, so they say, takes longer to pick up)   ;D

I knew a guy that had an aunt that heard "all about sailors", so she sent him soap on a rope so he wouldn't lose it...so of course he decided to wander into the shower with it looped around his ankle.

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