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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1850 on: August 02, 2019, 07:43:22 »
I've had the same Japanese RMT for years. I told her,  "Heaven is an American salary, a Canadian house, an Italian cook and a Japanese wife."

( I leave out the part about a French girlfriend. )

I believe the Japanese part to be true. Japan has always been favorite travel destination as a Gaijin.

In Hell,
, the Lovers are Swiss,

Maybe you just haven't met the right one?

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1851 on: August 02, 2019, 08:45:38 »
In Heaven,
The Lovers are French,the Mechanics are German,the Cooks are Italian,the Police and Military are British,and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell,
The Cooks are British,the Mechanics are French,the Police and Military are German, the Lovers are Swiss,and it’s all organized by the Italians.
Having lived in CH do not concur about Swiss lovers bit... ;)


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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1852 on: August 07, 2019, 19:19:20 »
Two thirds of all Finance officers in the Canadian military are bad at math.

Don't worry.  The other half make up for it.
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1853 on: August 22, 2019, 10:46:26 »
West Wing Story | THE SIMPSONS
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In any war, there are two tremendous tasks. That of the combat troops is to fight the enemy. That of the supply troops is to furnish all the material to insure victory. The faster and farther the combat troops advance against the foe, the greater becomes the battle of supply. EISENHOWER

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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1854 on: September 07, 2019, 17:37:01 »
You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal! :rofl:
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Re: More and more funnies.. vol: something...
« Reply #1855 on: October 01, 2019, 10:32:11 »
 Former Chief of MI5, Dame Stella Remington, Open Secret  (2001):  When each country was asked to say what their top priority security concern, I said, 'Terrorism,' and the Namibian delegate said, "Cattle Rustling."

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