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No self respecting section would allow that muck on board in 4 CMBG.

I've shared this one before, but it's gold. The Trudeaus were building a new patio. Pierre mixed the concrete and Maggie laid The Stones.

I can never tell if you're joking or not

My money is on us becoming a colder Venezuela first.

Just what I'd expect a conspirator to say.

This just in. Planeloads of experts from China arrive in Ottawa to help the CRTC implement C-11 and ensure wholesome Canadian content of the interwebs. :cool:

The real problem for a sub for Canada is the mounting of all those solar panels to keep the batteries topped up, as dinosaur fueled engines will be illegal any minute now.

That's because he wasn't speaking to a woman.

Which group is it that doesn't believe in turn signals on the Upper Levels? Oh, all of them. Okay then.

Three weeks ago. Plenty more out there, we barely scratched the surface. See what I did there? :p

And nobody believed him when he said we wouldn't recognize this country when he was done.

At least it looks more like a hat and less like a legal envelope opened up on your head :p

"What is 'stupidest looking hat I've ever seen', Alex"

Also, during Target's brief foray into Canada, they had a Remembrance Day Sale. Went over like a wet fart in a space suit.

Still Mike Meyer's best movie if you ask me.

So, all those higher ranking stewards are going to get force reeducated and busted down to two stripers in their new occupations? Can't see that causing any sort of angst in an organization already plagued with retention issues. Full disclosure, I have no idea how the steward trade works and...

Dogs. Two types. Loud noisy barky types, and stealthy silent takedown artists.

All highly trained in the ancient Scottish martial art Fuk Yu. It's mostly headbutts and then kicking you till you stop moving.

I have a familial connection to a pathetically understaffed detachment in a far Northern community. There's enough mental stress up there for a fully manned (personned?) crew. They are not that. It's a MH timebomb up there and they have a hard time getting anyone to want to go. I'm sure they...

I dunno, it would be a bit like buying a cat in a bag. At least when I go to look at a used IC vehicle there are things I can listen and look for. Can't really tell anything by asking the owner to start it and rev it up with a Norelco shaver.