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You can't survive on 3 meals a day?

The army sure loves to add insult to injury. Sorry I didn't devote my life to fighting crime and curing the world of all disease and win gold medals at the olympics while holding down 2 jobs and going to university.

Fine dude you can go attend to him while I get out of the blast radius.

I think the beard and turban would give them away.

Why can't they just order new boots?

I guess your right I really shouldn't be complaining. If WW3 breaks out you really think the army is gonna be saying hey this guy can't be a soldier he didn't go to university or will MP's be kicking my door down to drag me off to BMQ because I meet the minimum requirements.

Well how much weight do they expect you to carry on this 13km march? Cause that would really help break my boots in on the first day.

Yeah I wanna get a minifridge for my room. Then again living on microwaveable food sucks without a freezer and can you put paper plates in the microwave?

http://www.soupsandwich.net/luckyday.html I'd prefer that people don't shoot at me period.   Kinda hard to do your job with a bullet wound. Then again alot has to do with your beliefs and stuff like that but my parents support my decision to join so I have strong support from home and anyways...

No I passed all the testing but I still have not recvied a job offer. The CFAT was a cakewalk and the guy giving me the interview didn't know what a GED is.

You better not be calling me a UNCLEAN, UNHEALTHY AND STUPID applicant.

http://www.cflrs.forces.gc.ca/english/us/about_e.asp shouldn't that already be able to handle it with 6200 people a year

A couple of A-10's are escorting a C-130 Hercules and their pilots were chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk fell on the subject of relative merits of their respective aircraft with the fighter pilots holding their planes were better because of their maneuverability...

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon...

Yeah and I haven't exactly been flooded with job offers since my interview.

Yeah that's the part that's so screwed up. Get all dressed up so the guy on the other side of the desk can wear CADPAT. I spent all that time polishing my boots so I could see my face in them and when the guy walks over his boots were not even that shiny. I was not impressed,  all I could...

This would be funny if the french couldn't kick our ass.

Is there any difference when you wax or sharpen a snowboard vs a ski?

I like when they are trying to sell me bulls*** in snowboard shops like I am some noob. They have trouble understanding the concept that they don't own my snowboard and never will so when I ask for sharp edges, sharpen the damn edges, and when I bring it in for a repair, fix it properly because...

Burtons winter gear sucks I have a pair of gloves from burton and the first time I used them snowboarding it was really cold and some of the material started to crack and flake off. They do make excellent snowboard boots though and my feet are not frozen after a few hours of night snowboarding.