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    New CF Fitness Policies Coming

    A gym membership may not be tangible. But the rolls of fat poking out under the Tac Vest are QUITE tangible. but hey, what do I know, Im a Pte(R) awaiting BMQ/SQ/DP1 albeit a Pte who dropped from 310lbs in gr12 of high school, to 225 as of current, who runs 3x weekly and hits the gym on...
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    Synthetic materials clothing now banned outside the wire in A'Stan

    Hey Im an Armoured Crewman...theres gonna be nifty new stuff for me? yea, and SgtMaj Howie will shit me tiffany cufflinks and tell me he loves me.......  :threat:
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    The 911 Conspiracy Theory thread

    Pte Johnston, you are all fucked up like a soop sandwich...
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    What is your military status?

    Spent 7 years as the by and far ferris bueller of the Prarie Region Cadets with both 570 and 868sqns spent 2 years working my ass off in heavy oil and aviation petrotechnical missed the camaradiere so, 4 months ago put in my papers and 2 months ago, i got my ass sworn in with B Sqn SALH, and am...
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    Craziest stunts ever pulled on new guys

    FTX, Im the new guy, i stepped into what i didnt know was a snare, what seemed like 3 seconds later im Hanging between two trees by my feet about 15 feet offa the ground... So began the tit for tat pranks of my cadet career, the never once affected performance on the Drill Square or the...
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    What yah do for fun.

    Garry are you from the rock b‘y jaaaayzus‘ chance?
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    Your Funniest/ Favorite War Stories

    Wow, Now wouldnt that be a S****y to die Eh nyuk nyuk nyuk
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    Canadian Icons

    3 points -RUSH is one of the most widely known Canadian Bands, and by far one of the best, and their touring again this year -In Fort McMurray we have a Defienbaker Cres. and property values are 25% lower on that street than any other in town -As for the Meat Stick Envy, It only looks small in...
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    Number Of Knifes Allowed

    Auchentoshan 18yr Single Malt, a nice smoky lowlands
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    Number Of Knifes Allowed

    Well Gents I think We have made the youngin cry... Franko...too bad your overseas, you must try this delicious scotch, quite a wonderful malt it is :blotto: :dontpanic:
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    got some advice for rifle teams?

    True But we stop chanting while in the prone, and dont worry said competitior your mentioning is in Central Ab region. And I used to Captain that team also
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    got some advice for rifle teams?

    :p For a team i put together in 15 days with 1 practice due to time and lack of officers I figure placing 2nd out of 8 teams in Alberta North is pretty decent, not good but acceptable for the time frame given
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    Your Funniest/ Favorite War Stories

    Another Cadet Tale... SIC 2002 Cold Lake... This one guy on my intake of SI who well call...awww heck his names Gardeezy aka Gardez (grandfather was an afghan warlord)... Anyways Were on day 2 of our Duo Phase of the evaluation for the course and gardeezy deicides that were on the Edge of Cold...
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    got some advice for rifle teams?

    "You Gotta Die, Gotta Die, Gotta Die for your government, Die for your country thats Sh!7" repeat x2
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    got some advice for rifle teams?

    Side Note From a Cadet Rifle Team Captain It ISnt a Good idea for you and your spotter to sing the Anti-Flag song "die for your government" on the firing line... you get really scared officers
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    What would you take?

    Case, 1 Ea, ALexander Keiths India Pale Ale Mugs, Draught, 1 ea DVD Disc, 1 per plt, "Strange Brew", "FUBAR" Tv-Dvd Combo, 1 per Plt Longjohns, w/assflap, 1 ea Touques, Red, with fuzzy ball, 1 ea Wait a minute.... I already have those :)
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    Your Beer Brand of Choice

    I was given scotch at age 9 on Rabbie Burns Day and its flowed since... And if ye donna like it...Up yer Kilt
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    What does a Canadian look like, anyway?

    Ive Seen some pretty Odd Shiznit living on various bases and stations in my years as a brat, and even more since i took up some work in the oil industry...but as the b‘ys at the wellpads would say...Lord Tunderin Mary Mudder of Jesus me Buddy, thats some Effing wrong..
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    Your Beer Brand of Choice

    Brin you Just won over the heart of me father the caper and me the wannabe born in the praries... Mmm Alexanders Finest.... Side Story, he was the head of my clan during the last 15 yrs of his Life... Keith being the Head of the Clans Keith,Dixon, Austin and Falconer Anyways Yea, Keiths...
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    Spirits.

    If Im feeling the Heritage then its Single Malt 20yr Auchentoshan Lowlands, If im feeling the need to party its Polmos Rektifikowany Spyrityus...AKA Pollack Moonshine, its 96% and high powered... But mostly Im a scotch man being a drummer in a p&d band and my history and all
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