Michael Dorosh
Army.ca Veteran
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You treadheads sure are thick. The answer is so obvious.
We're getting rid of the Leopards (loud, noisy things) anyway, so do what we did in World War Two (and remember, we won that one, so everything we did has to have been right).
Back then, they took the Canadian built RAM (built in Canada! Yes indeed, built right here in Canada, just like the LSVW) and because it was completely useless as a main battle tank (did I mention it was made in Canada?) they took the turrets off and built the world's first Armoured Personnel Carrier, the Ram Kangaroo (the Priest Kangaroo was a little older, but I digress).
So we just take the turrets (the recently uparmoured and refurbished, stinkingly expensive turrets) right off the Leopards (they weren't made in Canada, remember), sell them to the German Army as crew trainers, but keep the hulls and voila as they say in La Belle Province....Armoured Personnel Carriers!
No tin foil armour there. Ummm...deucedly unsafe when under mortarfire perhaps, or within range of, say, enemy infantry with hand grenades. Hell, even a BB gun fired from a higher elevation could put out someone's eye. But it wouldn't cost the gummint a thing and we could double our fleet of infantry carrying armoured vehicles, which will be PERFECT for that new 5000 man brigade we're getting.
Plus, it can remind us of how we won WW II and stuff. Generally, by having infantry debus from the back of a tank 5 feet up, wearing 30 pounds of fighting order and carrying 10 to 30 pounds of weapon. Maybe broken necks could finally replace ratcheted knees as the injury of choice among our infantrymen.
It's always the Logistics guys who have to show the zipperheads the way, isn't it.
We're getting rid of the Leopards (loud, noisy things) anyway, so do what we did in World War Two (and remember, we won that one, so everything we did has to have been right).
Back then, they took the Canadian built RAM (built in Canada! Yes indeed, built right here in Canada, just like the LSVW) and because it was completely useless as a main battle tank (did I mention it was made in Canada?) they took the turrets off and built the world's first Armoured Personnel Carrier, the Ram Kangaroo (the Priest Kangaroo was a little older, but I digress).
So we just take the turrets (the recently uparmoured and refurbished, stinkingly expensive turrets) right off the Leopards (they weren't made in Canada, remember), sell them to the German Army as crew trainers, but keep the hulls and voila as they say in La Belle Province....Armoured Personnel Carriers!
No tin foil armour there. Ummm...deucedly unsafe when under mortarfire perhaps, or within range of, say, enemy infantry with hand grenades. Hell, even a BB gun fired from a higher elevation could put out someone's eye. But it wouldn't cost the gummint a thing and we could double our fleet of infantry carrying armoured vehicles, which will be PERFECT for that new 5000 man brigade we're getting.
Plus, it can remind us of how we won WW II and stuff. Generally, by having infantry debus from the back of a tank 5 feet up, wearing 30 pounds of fighting order and carrying 10 to 30 pounds of weapon. Maybe broken necks could finally replace ratcheted knees as the injury of choice among our infantrymen.
It's always the Logistics guys who have to show the zipperheads the way, isn't it.

The Llama could have twin vickars and a stinger missile for anti-seagull defense :blotto: