Well, I've let this run long enough I suppose. For those who suspected, this is in fact an APRIL FOOLS joke. About 10 people filled out the "opt out" form, and I didn't breathe a word of it to the Staff prior to making the "announcement" so some of them were caught up in it too.
At any rate, I'd never transfer Army.ca to DND... not only am I too wrapped up in it to give up my baby, but I strongly doubt they would want it anyway!
Thanks to all those who participated.
Cheers
Mike