APRIL FOOLS 2008: Notice: Database problems

[Greymatters]

That read was worth a laugh or two... is the problem still ongoing?

Mike Bobbitt Army Vern DIN banned Milnet DND

Nope, things look normal... good, one Mike Bobbitt!

 

[armyvern]

A.r.m.y.V.e.r.n.

V.e.r.n.

A.r.m.y._V.e.r.n.

N.o. !! U. t.y.p.e.d. t.h.e.m. n.o.r.m.a.l.l.y. --- t.h.e. d.o.t.s. w.e.r.e.t.o. s.h.o.w. h.o.w. U. t.y.p.e.d. i.t.!!

 

[Mike Bobbitt]

OK folks, it's noon ET and time for things to magically return to normal. There was, of course, never any trojan, just a few pranksters with some time on their hands. You may know them as "The Staff".

For posterity, here is the full list of words replaced:

Actual Word	Replacement
2008	1999
APC	Tank
Afghanistan	Iraqistan
Air Force	Flying Club
April Fools	perfectly serious
April	Octember
April fool	some sort of a
Armour	Cavalry
Army	Knuckle dragging herd
ArmyVErn	Dominatrix
Artillery	Infantry
BC	Left Coast
BMQ	camping
British Columbia	Left Coast
CADPAT	hot pink
CDS	Lord of the Sith
CSOR	Ninja Regiment
Canada	Soviet Canuckistan
Canadian Forces	Space Marines
Coyote	Tank
DIN	Facebook
DS	Dumb Superheros
HMCS	tugboat
Harper	Trudeau
Hillier	Darth Vader
JTF	Canadian ski team
LAV	'95 Honda Civic
Leopard 2	Secret Weapon
M113	Tank
Mike	Poncy the clown
NDHQ	glorious thinktank
NDP	New Dummy-crats
Navy	Sailing Club
Nyala	Tank
Ottawa	Neverland
PPCLI	That other regiment
Pakistan	Toronto
RCR	Royal Chicken Regiment
RSM	Master Chief
Tac Vest	chest borne abortion
Vern	Dominatrix
banned	welcomed
beer	watery american crap
cold one	watery american crap
conservative	con-servative
drug	candy
fool	wise man
immediately	whenever
liberal	fiberal
locked	runaway
military expert	circus clown
mods	silly people
nazi	teddy
order	suggestion
pistol	hand shooty thing
platoon	gaggle
quebec	poutine land
recruiting	enslaving
rifle	bang-bang stick
search	ignore
staff	the supreme overlords
the	tha
warning	prize

I hope we managed to squeeze a few laughs out of folks here and there, it was all meant in good fun. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.


Cheers
Poncy tha Clown

 

[Nfld Sapper]

That was one of the best ones so far Mike.

Keep it up lol.

 

[Greymatters]

Oh, must have spoke too soon... some one still getting trojaned...

Edit - and Mike posts just as I say this, so looks like problem solved again...

 

[Bruce Monkhouse]

Why didn't I know about this??

 

[Strike]

Mike, I hate you! ;D  Yes, hook line and sinker.

 

[Danjanou]

Obviously those who started gettign too close to the secret had their posts edited to gibberish or removed, same with PMs to mods. Oh yeah Apple better check your screen name. >

 

[Rodahn]

Obviously those who started gettign too close to the secret had their posts edited to gibberish or removed, same with PMs to mods. Oh yeah Apple better check your screen name. >

Obviously not all the problems are resolved  ;D

 

[Staff Weenie]

Evil hell-spawn demons that have infected the Army.ca staff, I command thee to leave!!!

I invoke the names of Hillier, Natynczyk, and Leslie!!!

Now be gone.......

 

[Danjanou]

Obviously not all the problems are resolved  ;D

careful it's still April Fools in some time zones. So I'd check your six>

 

[Rodahn]

careful it's still April Fools in some time zones. So I'd check your six>

Seen... or is that scene???  :rofl:

Tschuss

eye of newt

 

[midgetcop]

Good one, guys. The Soviet Canuckistan-one was really screwing me up there.  ;D

 

[Pikache]

Good one, guys. The Soviet Canuckistan-one was really screwing me up there.  ;D

*bows*

 

[Mike Baker]

Good thing I remebered this was April the first ;D

And that I was at school all day.

 

[Shamrock]

I had one a few days ago.  I caught it but not before I uploaded a photo to the forums.

:-[  It could have been from me. 

Say three Hail Mary's and paint the ceiling of the Army.ca chapel.

 

[midget-boyd91]

Poncy, and anyone else who may have been 'in on this.'

That's the the stinking, most awful, stupid joke and you're always pullin' that stinking awful stupid joke. ... Schmuck.

Midget

 

[GAP]

Gee....some of those name replacements are not too far off track....can we keep some of them?

 

[Yrys]

Gee....some of those name replacements are not too far off track....can we keep some of them?

User Name Changes  ;D !

 

[apple]

has anyone else had their name changed on them, my display name was changed by someone form apple to fiona apple