Average number of farts, revealed!

[The Bread Guy]

And people say university research is useless.

No Lie, Scientists Have Developed a Fart Chart to Measure Gut Health. How Do You Rank?

The findings will blow you away.

www.menshealth.com

More on the tech involved ....

UMD Scientists Create ‘Smart Underwear’ to Measure Human Flatulence | UMD Department of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics

A new nationwide study is recruiting volunteers to map the full spectrum of human flatulence.

cbmg.umd.edu

... and the study itself (spoiler alert: they're full, but you can sign onto the waiting list)

Human Flatus Atlas

Enroll in the Human Flatus Atlas to help us learn what is normal in terms of flatulence.

www.flatus.info

Have a great weekend

 

[Blackadder1916]

Well . . . what did you expect?

 

[brihard]

Well . . . what did you expect?

It’s not what you expect that you need to worry about, it’s what you didn’t expect.

 

[Bruce Monkhouse]

5.2 farts per DAY?? That doesn't even get me to the bathroom for a morning squirt......

 

[The Bread Guy]

It’s not what you expect that you need to worry about, it’s what you didn’t expect.

#shart enters the chat ...

 

[lenaitch]

Given their daily average, I'm 147 years old. Some days I swear I'm the root cause of global warming.