Comparing the different ways the Army, Navy and AF say things.

[Biggoals2bdone]

I didn't exactlty know where to put this, but I was just looking for this chart that had the Army, Air Forice and Navy way of saying certain things.  This was kind of a gag/morale chart.

said things like this for example

Washroom = Army: Latrine / Navy: Heads / Air Force: spa
Deployment = Army: hoochie or tent / Navy: ship / Air Force: 5 star hotel

If anyone knows where I could find this i'd appreciate it very much thanks, and if you have a serious one, thats awesome too!!

 

[Pusser]

This is an old joke, but I haven't seen it here.

The problem with "joint" operations is that the three "elements" don't speak the same way.  Take the term "secure a building" for example.  Here is how each group would do it:

1) The Army would toss a grenade in the window, kick down the door, charge in and go room to room - "neutralizing" any resistance.

2) The Navy would turn off all the lights, unplug the coffee maker, close and lock all the windows and doors.

3)  The Air Force would negotiate a five-year lease with an option to buy.

It's funny, because it's true. ;D