Drivers go nuts for bovine bling

[Yrys]

The accessory truckers are going nuts for.

So you're cruising south on I-95 toward Disney World with the family in the Honda Odyssey when little Johnny looks out the window and says,
"Daddy, what are those big purple things hanging off that truck?" You look out and think quietly to yourself, "What are those things? They look like a big
pair of bull ... uh ... doodads. Giant purple bull doodads! But that can't be, can it? What tha-? Did they just light up when he hit the brakes?!?"

Try to keep it between the white lines, Dad. Your eyes haven't deceived you. Tens of thousands of vehicles—or vee-hick-uls in this case—across this great
land are sporting low-hanging, lifelike bull testicles in all the colors of the rainbow from their rear hitches. There are brass ones and rubber ones and chrome
ones. They come in small, medium and "monster." (For you discreet drivers trying to blend in, they even come in "camo.") Some of them light up. The numerous
Web sites that sell these things insist they're incredibly "lifelike." But if your family bull is lighting up down there, it might be time to bring him on in to the vet.

Why would someone hang a set of these on his F-150, you might ask. I have no idea, but I do know if you're the sort to dangle a pair of giant stones from your
hitch, you're not just proudly declaring, "I'm a redneck!" You're proudly declaring, "I'm such a redneck I make other rednecks uncomfortable."If you've read this far,
you're either looking for more ammunition for your testy Letter to the Editor or you want to buy a set of your very own. Well, it's easy. Try Amazon, where you can
pick up a new pair for $19.65, or even less for a used set. (Used?) Or go to Allthenutz.com, the Web site that claims to "satisfy the needs of the nutless." There,
patriots can buy models that are Proudly Made in the U.S.A.
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The real beneficiaries of this trend might just be journalists and bloggers who get to write headlines like: "Virginia Declares War on Testicles" or "Fake Private Parts Are No Joke".
And it's rare that we get to use the word "dangle" the way God intended. It's enough to make a New York Post headline writer's head explode

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[AirCanuck]

For you discreet drivers trying to blend in, they even come in "camo."

  Any takers?  ;D

I really don't even know what to say about this one... how is this becoming a fad?

 

[retiredgrunt45]

Just look for a field of nutless bulls and you know your in redneck country, I guess the remington and winchester hanging in the back window of every pickup, wasn't enough of an indication that you were in redneck country, now they gone and added "BIG BOY NUTS" to the redneck arsenal. ;D

Seen this story on the news a few months back, I guess its a new fad in the south, started of in Texas.

Heres a link to the "Bullsballs" or "Big boy nuts" http://www.bullsballs.com/home.html 

I've heard of weird ways to make money, but this is one of the strangest.

 

[BinRat55]

I think it's the stupidest thing I have ever seen!!  Not to mention having to explain to little Sally what it is she is looking at.  Picture it - your standing in your driveway one sunny summer afternoon talking to your neighbour's 85 year old mother about "the good ole days" and your 7 year old daughter runs up to you with one of these "ornaments" that has accidentally fallen of the back of some deranged redneck's truck...

I shant say any more...

Stupid.

 

[AirCanuck]

I like the line, "I'm such a redneck, I make other rednecks uncomfortable!"

 

[Fishbone Jones]

Sorry, we laughed our asses off the first time we saw one. Last I knew, it was a free country. I don't tell anyone how to waste their disposable income, and I expect no one to tell me how to spend mine. There's a lot of stuff, on cars, trucks, billboards and theater ads, to name a few, that can be considered by some, as a lot worse than a set of rubber bulls nuts hanging off a truck. To each his own. Live and let live. MYOB. Etc.  yada yada......

Now those guys with the stupid little boat propeller on their hitch, spinning in the wind. Man, don't get me started. ;D

 

[Trinity]

Someone should file a HRC complaint  ;D

 

[Booked_Spice]

Wow, they come in camo.. got to get me one.. LOL.. I actually find them funny and a little crazy.. First time I saw them I was like what is that... Hubby laughed so hard " you don't know" I made him speed up so I can take a closer look.. LOL

To answer the question how do you explain it to little sally, well the same way I have to explain why one of our mini horses is trying to go horseback riding on the other one.. LOL

 

[midget-boyd91]

Wow, they come in camo.. got to get me one..

Sorry, they only come in sets of two.

Midget