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Excrement-hiding bird championed as Liberal symbol

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This I could not resist....  ;D

Excrement-hiding bird championed as Liberal symbol
Updated Thu. Aug. 30 2007 1:18 PM ET Canadian Press
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ST. JOHN'S, N.L. -- The beaver is one of Canada's national symbols and now a senior Liberal wants to make the puffin the symbol of the country's self-proclaimed natural governing party.

Liberal deputy leader Michael Ignatieff says the industrious little seabird -- with its black and white plumage, distinctive striped beak and orange feet -- is a "noble'' creature that exemplifies Liberal values.

"It's a noble bird because it has good family values. They stay together for 30 years,'' Ignatieff said Thursday outside a Liberal caucus retreat in the Newfoundland capital.

"They lay one egg (each year). They put their excrement in one place. They hide their excrement. ... They flap their wings very hard and they work like hell.

"This seems to me a symbol for what our party should be.''

Ignatieff was charmed by the birds during what was supposed to be a whale-watching tour for Liberal caucus members Tuesday. The MPs and senators saw no whales but did get a close up view of a colony of puffins nesting on a rocky offshore island.
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A comic creature lacking practical purpose .... uh .... ok.

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Ahh, just like the Liberals, now matter how hard they try to fly, they just can't get anywhere.
 
>They lay one egg (each year).

An inappropriate mascot, then.  Liberals lay many "eggs" each year.
 
They put their excrement in one place. They hide their excrement

Sooooooooo true! They certainly tried to hide plenty last time around.

As for family values, maybe if your in the liberal family circle.

Their motto should be: Steal from others to pay me first, but try not to get caught and keep smiling while doing it.

What a bunch of wankers.
 
Imbeault said:
I thought puffins did fly?

From Wikipedia:

A puffin can fly 48 to 55 mph (77 to 88 km/h). The puffin beats its wings rapidly to achieve this speed, reaching up to 400 beats per minute.
 
Don't newbie arrivals to the Rock have to kiss the Puffin's arse when they get screeched in?  ;D

G2G
 
I dont know what kind of sick screeching in you had but most people just have to kiss a cod fish, take a shot, and say something newfie  ;D
 
Imbeault said:
I dont know what kind of sick screeching in you had but most people just have to kiss a cod fish, take a shot, and say something newfie  ;D

Yeah you know...wholesome stuff...no arse kissing!
 
Imbeault said:
I dont know what kind of sick screeching in you had but most people just have to kiss a cod fish, take a shot, and say something newfie  ;D

I take the whole bottle. That reminds me, I just got a new bottle (Anyone for a challenge?). I have renew my Newfie citizenship many times, and will again, many times again. Screech is just rum.  ;D

151, now we are talking.

Regards,
TN2IC
 
The problem is that the Liberals don't put their excrement in just one place.
 
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