Giving "Charity Sex" a WHOLE New Meaning!

[The Bread Guy]

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Prostitute auctions sex for charity
TV New Zealand, 29 Nov 07
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A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.

Maria Carolina became an overnight celebrity in the conservative Roman Catholic country, making news headlines and appearing on talk shows since she made her unusual donation to the televised charity event, which runs for 27 hours starting on Friday evening.

"I've already auctioned off the 27 hours of love," Maria Carolina said, saying she had raised about $4,000. "One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him."

Adult prostitution is legal in Chile. Chile's two-day Teleton fundraiser is endorsed by television stars and aims to raise funds for poor, disabled children.

Speaking about Maria Carolina's unusual donation, campaign organizer Mario Kreutzberger said he would not encourage "immoral" activities, but said he would accept her pledge.

 

[aesop081]

I guess everyone has "something" to contribute

;D

 

[Sub_Guy]

27 hours for $4000


Thats a bargain!

 

[armyvern]

27 hours for $4000


Thats a bargain!

Really??

Egads, I am soooooooooo naive.

 

[Sub_Guy]

She would be better off to forgo the sex and just write a cheque, it would be less painful.

Is it 27 hours straight?  With different fellas?  Who gets to enjoy the last 60 minutes?

 

[JBoyd]

27 hours for $4000


Thats a bargain!

My question is, how is it you know that?  :

 

[armyvern]

.....  Who gets to enjoy the last 60 minutes?

Ewwwww. I don't know, but if I were a guy ... I'd be hoping for the FIRST 60 minutes!! Perhaps it's just me though.  :-X

JBoyd ... One word: submariner.   >

 

[Shamrock]

My question is, how is it you know that?  :

See, when a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man, they do things only people in love do.  Then the man puts money on the dresser and never has to deal with her again.

 

[JBoyd]

See, when a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man, they do things only people in love do.  Then the man puts money on the dresser and never has to deal with her again.

well i was more talking about it being an apparent bargain, and Vern, thanks that clears it up

 

[Fishbone Jones]

 

[armyvern]

Sorry, it would seem that she works incognito; perhaps it's an OPSEC thing??  >

 

[Sub_Guy]

Lets say the average dude lasts 30 minutes

So thats 54 guys

Lets say its 200 for a full meal deal  http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070617234253AAb4dlS

Thats 10 800

Just a note those submariner dolphins are soon to be bumped down and replaced with AES Op wings, that's if I survive the Winnipeg winter..... (pussified I live on Vancouver Island)

 

[armyvern]

Lets say the average dude lasts 30 minutes ...

:rofl:


Ri-iiight.  :

You made a funny!!  ;D

 

[Shamrock]

:rofl:


Ri-iiight.  :

You made a funny!!  ;D

Including travel time to and from the ATM.

 

[armyvern]

Including travel time to and from the ATM.

Well, that's a little more realistic.  >

 

[JBoyd]

Lets say the average dude lasts 30 minutes

According to Men's Health the Average guy lasts 5 to 10 minutes.

http://www.menshealth.com/cda/custom.do?incFile=mhlist_lastlonger.jsp?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=howto.guides

may want to recalculate

 

[Sub_Guy]

I was being generous, so the average guy lasts between 5-10 (foreplay not included, but really that's just a myth anyway)

Either way, the shorter the guy lasts the more she can take in!  Which would mean mo' money mo' money!!

 

[Thompson_JM]

I was being generous, so the average guy lasts between 5-10 (foreplay not included, but really that's just a myth anyway)

Either way, the shorter the guy lasts the more she can take in!  Which would mean mo' money mo' money!!

just remember Mo' money Mo' problems!  ;D

as one of my co-workers said, sometimes its just plain cheaper to rent in the long run... like  a rental car... you can have fun with it for a little while, and then when you get bored you go find a new one to play with.....

remind me why im single again?.....  ;D

 

[geo]

Years ago, there was a big charity drive in Montreal -  looking to raise money for kids.  Can't remember if it was for one of the Children's hospitals or a children's charity...
Anyway, some strippers from a local club "Supersex" dedicated all their earnings for 1 or 2 nights.  Called their donation campaign "Tits for Tots".
Problem was that when the girls showed up to present the sizeable cheque for donation.... none of the charities would dare to belly up and claim the prize.

Am not certain what was done with the money in the end.... I know the girls were real dissilusioned with their earnings being treated as "dirty money!"

Cheez!  I know I contributed .... a little.