- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 110
A base orderly room had several cannibals posted in. "You are all part of our team now," said the Superintendant Clerk during the welcoming briefing. "You get all of the benefits of belonging to our section and you can go to the mess for something to eat, but please do not eat any of your coworkers."
The cannibals promised that they would not. A month later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm very satisfied with you. However, one of our clerks has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "no". After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the clerk?"
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted, "You fool !!! For four weeks we've been eating officers and no one noticed anything! But nooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"
---------Note: No offense meant to any Officers, serving or otherwise!
The cannibals promised that they would not. A month later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm very satisfied with you. However, one of our clerks has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "no". After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the clerk?"
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted, "You fool !!! For four weeks we've been eating officers and no one noticed anything! But nooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"
---------Note: No offense meant to any Officers, serving or otherwise!
