Grand Conspiracy

[dapaterson]

It's out in the open now.  It's plain for everyone to see.  The full details of the horrific plan may not be out yet, but we can see the dire consequences.  "A heart attack".  How convenient a way to get rid of your enemy.  But the CIA is slipping.  They've use the same technique both times so far.


Someone is killing the Sweathogs.


First Juan Epstein, on January 26 of this year.  Then Arnold Horshack, on August 14.  Both in their early 60s.  Both dead of heart attacks - but stats show only 1 in 6 sufferers will die within 30 days.  That those under 65 have roughly 1/3 the risk of those over 65.  Are we to believe that the same two low-probability incidents - first a heart attack, second it being fatal, occurred to two Sweathogs? 

Why are they being targeted?  Isn't it obvious?

 

[cupper]

No, it's not.

That's what makes the plot so sinister. ;D

 

[jeffb]

Just don't let them take John. Anyone but John... Still holding out for a remake of Saturday Night Fever.

 

[dapaterson]

Just don't let them take John. Anyone but John... Still holding out for a remake of Saturday Night Fever.

You're willing to sacrifice Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington?  To save Vinnie Barabarino?

Have they got you you, too?

 

[medicineman]

There might be another part of the conspiracy you're not getting though...it might be John himself that's knocking off everyone, not the CIA.

Food for thought.

MM

 

[Blackadder1916]

There might be another part of the conspiracy you're not getting though...it might be John himself that's knocking off everyone, not the CIA.

Food for thought.

MM

That would be ridiculous.  It's not like he is associated with an ultra-secretive international organization that is ultra-protective of their image and that of their high profile members.  What!  Could it be the S. . . .   No, can't mention the name!  Shhh! They might be listening.  What secrets did Horshack know?

 

[GnyHwy]

Just don't let them take John. Anyone but John... Still holding out for a remake of Saturday Night Fever.

They can take John anytime they want.  It just ups my odds of getting...

 

[medicineman]

That would be ridiculous.  It's not like he is associated with an ultra-secretive international organization that is ultra-protective of their image and that of their high profile members.  What!  Could it be the S. . . .   No, can't mention the name!  Shhh! They might be listening.  What secrets did Horshack know?

Maybe he's a Mason or a Templar  >

MM

 

[Old Sweat]

Or a scientologist!  ;D

 

[Danjanou]

It appear that more Sweathogs have died.

Rosalie "Hotsie" Totsie passed away under mysterious circumstances in 2005.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debralee_Scott

Todd Ludlow the nerd foil also died in 2012
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Bowen

 

[Good2Golf]

It's out in the open now.  It's plain for everyone to see.  The full details of the horrific plan may not be out yet, but we can see the dire consequences.  "A heart attack".  How convenient a way to get rid of your enemy.  But the CIA is slipping.  They've use the same technique both times so far.


Someone is killing the Sweathogs.


First Juan Epstein, on January 26 of this year.  Then Arnold Horshack, on August 14.  Both in their early 60s.  Both dead of heart attacks - but stats show only 1 in 6 sufferers will die within 30 days.  That those under 65 have roughly 1/3 the risk of those over 65.  Are we to believe that the same two low-probability incidents - first a heart attack, second it being fatal, occurred to two Sweathogs? 

Why are they being targeted?  Isn't it obvious?

Normally I think that a lot of things can be made up...but this...well, you can't make this stuff up!  :nod:

 

[Cdnleaf]

They can take John anytime they want.  It just ups my odds of getting...

He doesn't want her - however if you're considering a second career in massage therapy I'm sure...

 

[a_majoor]

Oh piffle. It's quite obvious that it's another Illuminati plot gone wrong. You really can't entrust any important work to these guys anymore....

 

[medicineman]

DP - I just thought of who's knocking off the Sweathogs - Mother Nature  :nod:.

MM

 

[cupper]

DP - I just thought of who's knocking off the Sweathogs - Mother Nature  :nod:.

MM

OH! Now you've done it!