daftandbarmy
Army.ca Fossil
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CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS"
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round
table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan
island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved
her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from
an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his orders.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationary.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in
a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like
a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp
wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the
hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go
on a head."
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting
bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center
said: "Keep Off the Grass."
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was
taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask
how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in
motion.
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper
spray is now a seasoned veteran.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a
taste of religion.
20. Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe
sects!
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round
table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan
island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved
her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from
an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his orders.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationary.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in
a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like
a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp
wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the
hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go
on a head."
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting
bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center
said: "Keep Off the Grass."
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was
taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask
how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in
motion.
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper
spray is now a seasoned veteran.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a
taste of religion.
20. Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe
sects!
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