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Hale's Gay Strip Club Poll

If anyone has photos of me they'd like to post they can go for it. I'm off to purchase a strip club, seems like a pretty good idea to me...
 
Hale said:
If anyone has photos of me they'd like to post they can go for it. I'm off to purchase a strip club, seems like a pretty good idea to me...

Will you please call it Boombastic ??

There's just something about that name ...
 
I was going to go with "The Hairy leg". It is a gay strip club you know.  8)
I'm just trying to figure out what photo Airmuch is talking about, i'm pretty sure the paparazzi havent caught me in any embarrassing situations lately and my movie with Paris Hilton hasnt been released on the net yet...hmmm.
 
Hale said:
the paparazzi havent caught me in any embarrassing situations lately and my movie with Paris Hilton hasnt been released on the net yet...hmmm.

  :D
 
Go ahead and post it. I dont mind, you ladies are obviously in desperate need of some Hale-Time ;)
 
It would be against site guidelines to do so!! Kidding. Maybe.  :D
 
Tehn PM it to everyone who ask :), as me  ;D
 
Hale, will your business venture sponsor citizenship? If so, I'm in  >:D
 
Sig_Des said:
Hale, will your business venture sponsor citizenship? If so, I'm in  >:D

Citizenship ey? I'm not so sure Australian immigration would accept, "Boombastic the hairy leg" as a proper sponsor for you to become a new Australian des. And if they did i'd require some work from you to pay off your debt to me...and by work i mean naked dancing...for my clients...and by clients i mean me.
Hales gay strip club is going to be AWESOME!
 
NL_engineer said:
Just post the darn pic already  ;D

Geez, you seem to want that pic of Hale posted pretty badly!!  >:D

But, I am NOT going to break site guidelines by doing so.  Mike would have to fire me if I posted it.  ;)
 
ArmyVern said:
Geez, you seem to want that pic of Hale posted pretty badly!!  >:D

we could use the pic in the headlines thread  ;D think about it; it'll be fun for all  ;D
 
ArmyVern said:
Geez, you seem to want that pic of Hale posted pretty badly!!  >:D

But, I am NOT going to break site guidelines by doing so.  Mike would have to fire me if I posted it.  ;)

One might look at it and say it's inside the guidelines, but that is because it is done so well.  To be honest, it is not a proper thing to post on here, knowing what we know without being able to play innocent (as much as I try!)  :'(

Oh, and Hale, if you are still trying to figure out which one I am talking about, one word for you.....Shanghai!!
 
airmich said:
Oh, and Hale, if you are still trying to figure out which one I am talking about, one word for you.....Shanghai!!

Are you guys talking about the one of him sitting in that chair?
 
Gid-y-up!  Who knew that tea in Shanghai could be so good?!?!?!  ;D
 
I've got to admit it, this isnt the first time women become fixated by pictures of me. With a body like mine, i think that not having women see it would be a crime in itself. Its a well known fact that Chuck Norris often calls me for marriage advice and he's not even married. Bobby Brown used to ask me for help too, but he kept on getting confused between me saying "Buy Whitney flowers and a porshe" and the little voices telling him "Hit her harder! HIT HER!". Common mistake really, could happen to anyone. If your reading this bobby, remember i dont know you and i never got any money off you. Tell that to the courts and we'll all be happy.
Now excuse me while i pull my head out of my bum.

I cant believe how many people have read this thread, i feel all warm and fuzzy that they could care so much about me...or gay rights...or that they just misread it, thought i was a woman and was naked pole dancing. Either way, thanks guys, i feel "uber-ninja-sniper-JTF2-SAS-commando-RAR RAR-scout" cool, and thats pretty cool 8)

Now if you want naked photos of me pole dancing, i'll open a web site and for a small fee (and blatent profiteering) you can see me in all my pole dancing glory. They call me Svetlana at the club...
 
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