• Thanks for stopping by. Logging in to a registered account will remove all generic ads. Please reach out with any questions or concerns.

If you have a few mintues to read....

A camoflage colostomy bag!!!!
:rofl:

Gotta admit, I'd be punishing people just to see what they would write!!  ;D
 
This guy is my new hero! I remember having to write them myself but i never wrote one on a poncho (i didnt have one) and i'm not a literary GENIUS like this guy.
Seriously, thats gold, absolute gold! I wanna meet the bloke and shake his hand
 
Hale said:
Seriously, thats gold, absolute gold! I wanna meet the bloke and shake his hand
+1! I loved it when I read it this morning, and I want to read it again. The last page kicked it  ;D
 
I've seen people pull similar stunts on their writing punishments - it always goes badly and they seem to get it more.  For me, not that I don't do everything in my power to not need correcting, I just pull back from the subject and talk in broad terms. Very broad, very uninteresting terms.  For example talk about having one's kit,  then talk about uniformity blah blah blah.  I know they have to read it,  so I punish them back by using incredibly dull language.  You read 10 pages that contain "benefits of being organised, uniformity, teamwork and personal pride" and then not go out of your way to NEVER have to do that again.  I was only asked to do it ONCE! 

Remember, formatting is the friend of the reader. So do enough to be 'technically' correct while still causing physical pain when read.
 
Ponchoman,
I laughed so hard I cried.  I gotta git me one-a dose.  ;D
The Chef Boyardee thing was priceless...
 
Reccesoldier said:
Separated at birth???

http://www.cavalrypilot.com/101.html

Ah, more gold! There both being saved, i'm going to laminate them and stick them on some ones door...probably the orderly room, they'll appreciate it!
 
Back
Top