JOHN!! Are you out there?? Oh John ...?? New Brunswick John?? Freddy John??

[armyvern]

John, now paging John ...

(I suspect it was John Doe)

:facepalm:

Paging:  Regent Mall John

Date Listed 02-Nov-13
Address Fredericton, NB E3A 4M9, Canada

We met at the food court of the Regent Mall late last August or early September. We went for a walk and saw a movie and then you came back to my place. As a result of the time we spent together, I got pregnant and gave birth to a child. You said your name is John and that you are in the army. Can you please contact me by responding to this ad? My parents are willing to adopt the baby and we are wondering if you would consent.”

I simply can not make this shit up.

 

[captloadie]

Well I'm glad I only use the name Guy in these circumstances. Dodged another bullet.

 

[Nfld Sapper]

Or Carl..... ;D

 

[Lightguns]

Ahhh that lovely NB gene pool.

 

[armyvern]

Ahhh that lovely NB gene pool.

Careful; I'm from NB.  ;D

Odds are though, that if John actually exists and really is a soldier, that he isn't a NBer so now we have him tainting us!

 

[GAP]

tainting?........really?  ;D

 

[armyvern]

tainting?........really?  ;D

Really.  Golar Mountain is in the next province over.  >

 

[GPComd]

John?  Whatever happened to Carl Gustav and Herman Nelson?  Nobody uses those anymore?

 

[GPComd]

OK thanks for helping me waste 10 minutes.
I've never been on Kijiji, but then I started reading some of the posts in that 'connections' area.  And I haven't stopped laughing 

"I was passing through. We locked eyes, you have very bulgy eyes and a yard full of trash. I decided to add some of my trash to your backyard as well. I am certain you were drunk. You just have a drunk look about you. That's okay, we can be drunk all of the time together. Also, I hope you are into men."