Let Bert and Ernie get married on Sesame Street

[vonGarvin]

Oh there's got to be more.......Cookie Monster could have been into some weird stuff......

Oh, he is:


Check this out.

 

[HavokFour]

Oh, he is:


Check this out.

I request that this user be banned from the Universe and stripped of rank.  :'(

 

[vonGarvin]

I request that this user be banned from the Universe and stripped of rank.  :'(

:rofl:

 

[AJFitzpatrick]

It's official folks - move along, nothing to see here....Source:  The Cutline blog, 11 Aug 11

They're the same colour ... get Grover and Bert together and watch the indignation fly ...

 

[rmc_wannabe]

Oh, he is:


Check this out.

Poor guy's been hooked on the junk for years, hopefully he can get the help he needs.

I just hope Oscar finds his way out of the trash can and into gainful employment

 

[Lowlander]

And then there is Big Bird, my regiment has been stealing his feathers to make our hackle's for years.

 

[Nemo888]

Bert would never come out of the closet, PBS obviously respects this. Sponge Bob and Patrick maybe, Squidward and Sandy obviously.I think Dora is an illegal. Kermit is  suffering from abused spouse syndrome. Scooby and Shaggy are stoned out of their minds. Barney is a cryptocommie metaphor for the power of state media.

 

[rmc_wannabe]

The Hundred Acre Pharmacy:

 

[OldSolduer]

My personal favorite:

Full of bravado, brave little chap, but a bit short on brains.....not a lot of forward thinking and may have a personality disorder of some sort.

He doesn't like camels, nor rabbits.

 

[Old Sweat]

Obviously combat arms officer material: hale, hearty and thick. 

 

[Pusser]

Bert would never come out of the closet, PBS obviously respects this. Sponge Bob and Patrick maybe, Squidward and Sandy obviously.I think Dora is an illegal. Kermit is  suffering from abused spouse syndrome. Scooby and Shaggy are stoned out of their minds. Barney is a cryptocommie metaphor for the power of state media.

But Miss Piggy - WOW is she hot!!!  How can you not go for a lady with 16 breasts?

 

[Spooks]

But Miss Piggy - WOW is she hot!!!  How can you not go for a lady with 16 breasts?

First two words I thought of when I read this was....

TOTAL RECALL

 

[Michael OLeary]

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/08/12/no-sesame-street-gay-wedding

Bert and Ernie may be best friends, but that doesn’t mean the “Sesame Street” pals are gay. And whatever the puppets may or may not be, one thing is certain, they won’t be getting married, producers of the long-running kids TV show made clear Thursday.

The educational workshop behind the 40 year-old TV series dismissed the idea of a made-for-TV, same-sex puppet wedding in response to an online campaign and petition to have the two “Sesame Street” characters get married as a way to beat homophobia and encourage tolerance of gay people.

More at link, along with the usual entertainment in the comments section.

 

[mariomike]

They used to simply say, "Confirmed bachelors", and left the rest to people's imagination.

 

[The Bread Guy]

What's next - calls for "The Odd Couple" to get married?

 

[dapaterson]

The truth about Ernie and Bert; an Avenue Q (song) and Sesame Street (video) mashup.

 

[cupper]

Now, there could be something more sinister to this.

We all know that Bert is Evil.

http://www.bertisevil.tv

And has direct ties to Bin Laden.

http://www.bertisevil.tv/pages/bert038.htm