Light Sabers now available - This should end well

[Michael OLeary]

http://www.wickedlasers.com/

Spyder III Pro Arctic Series   
http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/Spyder_III_Pro_Arctic_Series-96-0.html

Warning: Extremely dangerous is an understatement to the power of 1W of laser power. It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form.

NOHD*  211 meters

*The NOHDs were calculated based on a 0.25 second accidental (unaided eye) exposure.


Next we'll be hearing about the generation of one-eyed geeks.    :

 

[HollywoodHitman]

Yeah, but does it make the cool noise when you turn it on or wave it around? Geeky is gonna be if you have this uber dangerous lightsabers, but you're still making the sound effects like with a flashlight. How is any self respecting Storm Trooper going to take a Jedi seriously when he's saying "vzoooooosh!" and "zzzzzzzzzzzzz"?

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[jeffb]

Every self respecting geek knows that a Jedi has to build his own lightsaber. What's going to come next, the home study course on the Force?

 

[Luke O]

That is a crazy powerful laser.  And it's only like 200 bucks.