Man wakes up after heavy night to find penis missing...

[jollyjacktar]

Now where did I see that last??  :dunno:  Photos and video at link below.

Is this the worst hangover ever? Man, 64, wakes up without a penis after night of drinking... and the neighbours tell him a dog ate it
Neighbours say that Geraldo Ramos was bitten by a dog while drunk
But Mr Ramos remembers nothing other than being rushed to hospital
He now says that he has learned a lesson and is to stop drinking

By Steve Nolan
PUBLISHED: 15:23 GMT, 3 August 2013 | UPDATED: 16:12 GMT, 3 August 2013

Is this the worst hangover ever? Man, 64, wakes up without a penis after night of drinking... and the neighbours tell him a dog ate it
Neighbours say that Geraldo Ramos was bitten by a dog while drunk
But Mr Ramos remembers nothing other than being rushed to hospital
He now says that he has learned a lesson and is to stop drinking

By Steve Nolan
PUBLISHED: 15:23 GMT, 3 August 2013 | UPDATED: 16:12 GMT, 3 August 2013

A 64-year-old man has told how he passed out after a heavy night drinking and woke up to find that his penis was missing.
Neighbours of Geraldo Ramos claim that he was attacked by a dog as he stumbled around the Dominican Republic naked while drunk.
But Mr Ramos, of Santiago, doesn't believe their version of events and is none-the-wiser as to how he came to be dismembered.

He told a local television station that all he remembers is waking up and being rushed to hospital for emergency surgery.
The dog which is said to have attacked him has not been traced, nor indeed has Mr Ramos's penis.

Mr Ramos now has to wear a catheter and was filmed recuperating at his home.
He says that he has learned his lesson - Mr Ramos told Noticias Sin that he is to lay off the drink from now on.

While the neighbour's dog attack tale may seem a little far fetched, it is not entirely unbelievable.

A paralysed man in Arkansas woke up in July to find that his dog had eaten one of his testicles.

A Brazilian man meanwhile had his toes chewed off by his pet dog.
And it seems it's not just dog attacks that men should be wary of - a man was rushed to hospital in Israel after a snake bit him on the penis while he was going to the toilet.

Fortunately the snake was not venomous and the man only suffered minor injuries.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384061/Man-64-finds-penis-missing-waking-drunken-night.html#ixzz2avTbk6qg
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[armyvern]

Do we call it Bobbitzed or Dawgitized in this instint?

 

[Old Sweat]

Do we call it Bobbitzed or Dawgitized in this instint?

You really are enjoying this story aren't you. 

Don't tell me you don't have a list of possible candidates.  ;D

 

[jollyjacktar]

All I can think of is this song  Headline News  :nod:

 

[PPCLI Guy]

Usually it is "Man wakes up with heavy penis after missing night..."

 

[CougarKing]

Now where did I see that last?? 

Could it be another story about a guy in Taiwan castrating himself while drunk to spite his girlfriend a couple of months ago?

 

[s2184]

Very disturbing to get the mental picture of the incident.

There were other visible parts in the body and Wondering how the dog ended up with that private part. Probably he was not properly dressed? When animals attack other animals I think it is rare that they initially target this area.

Anyway, it is better loose the private part than get a hard bite in the neck and die.

 

[George Wallace]

Very disturbing to get the mental picture of the incident.

There were other visible parts in the body and Wondering how the dog ended up with that private part. Probably he was not properly dressed? When animals attack other animals I think it is rare that they initially target this area.

Dressed?

He was naked. 

Read the story.

 

[s2184]

George, I am glad I didn't read this story more in detail, I hope that guy recovers fast and get back to normal life soon.

He is already above sixty, so he doesn't need to worry about fertility. However, I think testicles are still important to keep bones strong and therefore he is going to be depended on Calcium supplements for rest of his life.

If this incident did not happen to him, who knows? Probably he would have died in a road accident sometime later.

Some people only learn lessons in a hard way & he is one of them.

 

[Good2Golf]

...testicles are still important to keep bones strong and therefore he is going to be depended on Calcium supplements for rest of his life.

Taking calcium supplements forever, geez...that would suck!  :nod: