Naughty Candy Wrappers?

[The Bread Guy]

At least in the eyes of one Brit - imagery attached - this, from the Times Online, shared in accordance with the "fair dealing" provisions, Section 29, of the Copyright Act.

A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers.

Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.'

He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'

A spokesman for Haribo said the 'fun' packaging of the sweets was introduced in Germany 2002 and added: 'This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.'

 

[GAP]

This speaks more to this guy's fantasies than to him having a real life.....at this rate he (and his wife who must sit down whenever distressed) must have a real problem when walking down the street and all the pretty girls and summer accoutrement's.

Maybe he needs a holiday in a quiet serene place, something like Death Valley..... :

 

[Spanky]

The wife probably went to go sit in the car because she was embarrassed to be seen with this goof.  :nod:

 

[gaspasser]

And this coming from England and Europe where most of this stuff is everywhere everyday happenings of life...now if it were the bible belt of the middle lower states...I'd believe it. 
I guess you can see whatever you want in everyday items.
I wonder what he sees in the ink blots?    ???


Bumblebees having sex?? 
  other, dumber comments deleted...

 

[PMedMoe]

This reminds me of the woman who saw a penis on an upside-down can of Zoodles.  :

Get a life!!

 

[gaspasser]

Moe, have you been looking at soup cans the wrong way again?    ;D

Anyone can see anything in something if the mind is in the wrong or right place.... 8)

 

[OldSolduer]

Me thinks Mr. Simpkins has issues and requires a good smack upside the head for such nonsense. How about he voice his concerns about six year old girls that dress up like Madonna?

 

[PMedMoe]

Moe, have you been looking at soup cans the wrong way again?    ;D

Not soup, Zoodles!!  Geez, get your facts straight! 

 

[GAP]

Not soup, Zoodles!!  Geez, get your facts straight! 

Can't wait to get home and check that out!!! 

 

[PMedMoe]

Can't wait to get home and check that out!!! 

I believe the labels have been changed (palm trees removed).

 

[GAP]

I believe the labels have been changed (palm trees removed).

Yeah, yeah, now you tell me they don't exist anymore!!! Pfft !! 

 

[gaspasser]

Gee whiz, do we have nothing better to do than to look at zoodle cans for sexy cartoons    ???

What a bunch of pervs we are...LOL  :

 

[The Bread Guy]

I don't know....

That Mr. Lime seems to be pretty damned promiscuous with the other fruits (see attached) - are these the values we want our young, candy-consuming generations of the future to embrace?
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;D

 

[gaspasser]

I don't know...they don't look too perverted and sexual to me...
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.can someone help me out of my can ??? 
Maybe I need to have the ink blot test again... ??? 

 

[PMedMoe]

;D

 

[The Bread Guy]

<Elmer Gantry uber-preacher voice>
Do you not see, brothers and sisters? 

The Lime is not true,

he shows no fidelity!

<Amen!>

He exchanges lustful glances

with his fellow citrus orange sister!

Look at how green pock-marked lecher

touches the lemon and the raspberry

with lust in his eyes,

and sin in his heart.

See that even the strawberry

is not safe

from the lasciviousness

of the lime's advances!!!!!!

<Amen!>

Look at how he licks the twin orbs

of cherries

with a lasciviousness

that can ONLY be driven

by the Devil himself!

Pray for him, brothers and sisters!
<Amen!>
PRAY for him, brothers and sisters!
<Amen!>
PRAY for his immortal, citrusy soul,

that he may be saved from his wicked, perverted demons.

</Elmer Gantry uber-preacher voice>

Yes, it's a slow moment for me, and it's raining outside...  ;D