NORAD Ready to Track Santa

[Retired AF Guy]

Bad news for the kiddies:

BREAKING: Trump shoots down suspicious aircraft entering US airspace along the eastern seaboard

BREAKING: The US military has shot down a suspicious aircraft entering US airspace along the eastern seaboard. The aircraft has been described as red, with a large storing capacity, thought to be used to bring drugs, especially fentanyl, into the...

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[lenaitch]

Bad news for the kiddies:

BREAKING: Trump shoots down suspicious aircraft entering US airspace along the eastern seaboard

BREAKING: The US military has shot down a suspicious aircraft entering US airspace along the eastern seaboard. The aircraft has been described as red, with a large storing capacity, thought to be used to bring drugs, especially fentanyl, into the...

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Drugs or no drugs, damn socialists - giving out toys, for free, I can't tariff 'free'.

Our daughter did a stint on the NORAD call centre. She said it was busy. They are given a script of answers to FAQs, but one caller asked 'where does Santa poop?' (Not on the script, apparently). She said he has a special diet he uses once a year.

 

[The Bread Guy]

Bad news for the kiddies:

BREAKING: Trump shoots down suspicious aircraft entering US airspace along the eastern seaboard

BREAKING: The US military has shot down a suspicious aircraft entering US airspace along the eastern seaboard. The aircraft has been described as red, with a large storing capacity, thought to be used to bring drugs, especially fentanyl, into the...

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