Not the kind of crisis I needed just before deployment...

[George Wallace]

What in their genetic make up makes them ask those questions in the first place?

 

[CountDC]

What in their genetic make up makes them ask those questions in the first place?

the chromosome called - "make men's life a living hell"

 

[PMedMoe]

the chromosome called - "make men's life a living hell"

Are you kidding?  Men do that pretty well all by themselves.   

 

[Michael OLeary]

Are you kidding?  Men do that pretty well all by themselves.   

And we don't need any extra help, thank you.   

 

[armyvern]

What in their genetic make up makes them ask those questions in the first place?

That other chromosome exists only so that it instils in us women the uncanny ability to always ask questions such as this to keep you men on your toes ... and looking after us.

Day to day, even if you answer the exact same question the exact same way - our reaction to it WILL change based upon whether:

1) We want to get lucky too;
2) Whether it happens to be that week;
3) Whether it happens to be the week before that week;
4) Whether it happens to be the week after that week;
5) Whether t happens to be the week that we are PMSing because of that week; OR
6) Just because we're girls and so WE CAN.

I think that explains it fully and looks after the entire month. Have a great day gentlemen!!

Kisses to you all ...

:-*

 

[aesop081]

One of my favorite comercials lately is the one where buddy comes home to tell his wife he wants to be a mime.......does his routine as shes eating cake. She asks him what hes doing

Guy : I'm living my dream
Wife : Stop it !

 

[CountDC]

the chromosome called - "make men's life a living hell"

Are you kidding?  Men do that pretty well all by themselves. 

And we don't need any extra help, thank you.   

I for one have never made my own life a living hell - it has always been engineered by a female - mother, sisters, girlfriends, wife, supervisors, etc.  Mind you there has also been lots of good times in there too.

That other chromosome exists only so that it instils in us women the uncanny ability to always ask questions such as this to keep you men on your toes ... and looking after us.

Day to day, even if you answer the exact same question the exact same way - our reaction to it WILL change based upon whether:

1) We want to get lucky too;
2) Whether it happens to be that week;
3) Whether it happens to be the week before that week;
4) Whether it happens to be the week after that week;
5) Whether t happens to be the week that we are PMSing because of that week; OR
6) Just because we're girls and so WE CAN.

I think that explains it fully and looks after the entire month. Have a great day gentlemen!!

Kisses to you all ...

:-*

fully explained with number 6 except where does the day to day part come from?? More like nanosecond to nanosecond.

this was said to me once all together and every word was meant as it was said:

I'm tired and have a headache, going to bed now to get some sleep, don't bother coming up expecting to have sex because I have absolutely no interest so nothing is going to happen, you better be coming to bed so we can do it.

 

[aussiechangover]

One of my favorite comercials lately is the one where buddy comes home to tell his wife he wants to be a mime.......does his routine as shes eating cake. She asks him what hes doing

Guy : I'm living my dream
Wife : Stop it !

if were bringing up commercials i remember my all time favourite from Australia for moove (flavoured milk). i'll have to search for the commercial when i get home see if it still exists on the net somewhere.

women in shop.... does this dress make my bum look big
guy drinking milk.... well it takes the focus off your face

 

[Gunnar]

It's on Youtube.  I occasionally do searches for funny Australian commercials.  In some things, you're allowed to be more irreverant than we are.