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On Balding and Hair Dye ~ The Tangent

ArmyVern said:
Well, don't ask me to write any stories akin to the boring ones you've mentioned above.

Mine wouldn't be publishable here.  ;D

Do Tell!!  ;D
 
GAP said:
Do Tell!!  ;D

You are actively encouraging me to breach forum guidelines??  :o


I feel  ...

so ...

so ...

corrupted.  >:(

 
ArmyVern said:
You are actively encouraging me to breach forum guidelines??  :o


I feel  ...

so ...

so ...

corrupted.  >:(

Yup....
 
Got my friggin' eyebrows done today (apparently by professionals  ::) ). I don't have time now, but story inbound ... no pics forthcoming.  >:( I am NOT amused.

That reminds me though, a little birdie told me that D Squared may have a contribution to make to this thread as well ...  >:D
 
ArmyVern said:
That reminds me though, a little birdie told me that D Squared may have a contribution to make to this thread as well ...  >:D

And here it is...
I have short hair.  In-between appointments for getting my hair cut by a professional, my neighbour (and Army.ca member D Squared's Bodyguard) uses a clipper with a #1 attachment to trim it.  We performed this last Saturday.  Upon reflection in the mirror later that day (I must confess we'd had a few "coolers" by then) I realized that the sides weren't even.  So I took said clipper and started trimming away.  However, I forgot to use the #1 attachment.  ::)
I could now take on the role of Gibbs on NCIS. 
Thank God hair grows back (it does grow back, right?).     
 
Girl,

The long version is soooooo much funnier ...  >:D

The real question is ... does it grow back quicker than part of one's eyebrow -- and, do eyebrows grow in the shade?? As in: with an eyepatch covering it due to some numpty professional dropping hot wax into your friggin' eye??  >:(

I will not go out in public, I will take no pics, I will not go out in public, I will take no pics ... (repeat as often as is necessary).
 
ArmyVern said:
I will not go out in public, I will take no pics, I will not go out in public, I will take no pics ... (repeat as often as is necessary).

and then promptly violate!!
 
Are you operating on the principle of "If I say it often enough, somebody, somewhere will believe me!" ?
 
GAP said:
Are you operating on the principle of "If I say it often enough, somebody, somewhere will believe me!" ?

Are you saying that you don't believe me??  :'(

Someone out there must!!   >:D
 
ArmyVern said:
Are you saying that you don't believe me??  :'(

Someone out there must!!   >:D

Of course I believe you!!!


you just have to get in line with the tooth fairy (a real cutie), Santa (he brings gifts), Cupid (has worked to my advantage sometimes), the Easter Bunny (love bunnies.....ooops, wrong type), I think I am running out of sublime, ridiculous characters.......still want to join the list?
 
Vern,

OMG, for some reason, I had always skipped this thread....wow!
I have Bronchitis right now, started to read the "wax job", started to giggle, cough, choke, eyes tearing.... Priceless!
Thank you :)

Must pass on to the Mrs..... will send it to her work - see if she can keep a straight face

You've made my day / week / month :) :) :)
 
No worries,

She's probably got stories of her own she could tell!!

I think all us girls do.  :-\
 
heh... that's why mine went for the Laser treatment.
 
geo said:
heh... that's why mine went for the Laser treatment.

Stop it already!! You're giving me wonderfully evil ideas!!  ;D
 
Well,

I'm off to Barrie for a "sitting" ...

Dammit.

Sometimes - I hate being a girl!! >:(

Hoping too that the professionals here can at least get it right.  8)
 
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