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"Optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle"

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From the first option laid out, among others ....
.... Phase 1:
A ground must be chosen in which you can quickly secure a foothold into the Magic Kingdom. This position must be easily accessible for the invasion force, provide cover and concealment for the troops and give strategic advantage once taken while depriving the enemy of the same. For this mission, I choose the area outside the tracks, between Tomorrowland and Main Street USA. Consideration must be taken to ensure we are not spotted by the monorail.

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Phase 2:
The next phase would be the first two infantry companies sneaking in through the wooded area in the Southeast between Tomorrowland and Mainstreet, USA. Their primary targets are the train station and entrance to the park (to prevent enemy escape or reinforcements.) The Tomorrowland company's objective is to secure the square and and buildings, as well as any advanced technologies it may hold. Marines and soldiers are advised to not use the teleporters. They're a trap. They will only kill your unit and replace him with an evil alien. Their main attack route will be through the stage. Also important is that troops remember to take all underground entry points and gas them to prevent surprise attacks from the tunnels.

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Far too simplified.  And also ignores the tenacity and fighting strength of many of the Disney characters, many of whom have fought and survived witches, giants, evil spells, dragons, pirates, dog-nappers, crocodiles, poisoned food, etc....  Some of them have even been shown to be quite proficient at guerilla warfare and sneaky fighting tactics (although none of them are nasty and experienced as Bug Bunny and the crew over at Warner Brothers). 








 
Given that the castle seems to be a phallic metaphor supporting the Disney Princess Syndrome (why are the Princesses always in the room at the very top of the castle? See Freud), I assume that the best form of attack would be to issue your daughters with a double ration of brains and self-esteem:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2077635/Princess-Syndrome-Disney-heroines-teach-trade-looks-value-material-things.html

(Especially if they're ugly  ;D)
 
The point about Disney characters being formidible opponents is well founded, however two can play that game.

Enlist the characters from the DC comic universe and have Batman plan and lead the mission...
 
Just make sure that the Princess stays away from the window, to avoid the blinding and skin burning flash. Then to stay undercover to avoid nuclear fallout.
 
Thucydides said:
The point about Disney characters being formidible opponents is well founded, however two can play that game.

Enlist the characters from the DC comic universe and have Batman plan and lead the mission...

Good choice - with a history of dealing with insane opponents (most of them seem to end up in Arkham Asylum), he would have one of the best CV's for this type of op...
 
Greymatters said:
Good choice - with a history of dealing with insane opponents (most of them seem to end up in Arkham Asylum), he would have one of the best CV's for this type of op...

Ah, but Disney is a step ahead of you - they own the Marvel properties.  And with Galactus on had, what hope would a puny mortal like Bruce Wayne have?  Even Kal-El would be irrelevant against his powers...
 
Between guys like Darkseid, The Green Lantern Corps, Dr.Fate and the Specter, I'm pretty sure Batman can use all his ressources to full effect.

Now everyone give me your lunch money.
 
Jimmy_D said:
Just make sure that the Princess stays away from the window, to avoid the blinding and skin burning flash. Then to stay undercover to avoid nuclear fallout.

There is an elaborate system of tunnels underr the Magic Kingdom, so shelter from fallout and blast isn't going to be a problem.

One difficulty may surface. Most Disney Princesses are pretty ineffectual in the warfare department, but Deja Thoris, Princess of Helium has also joined the Disney Princess pantheon, and she is a pretty kick ass Princess, skilled sharpshooter and swordswoman.

You have been warned.
 
If you are going to include all Disney incarnations, then the princesses as depicted in the Shrek movie series were effective butt-kickers...
 
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