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Posted by "Ian Edwards" <iedwards@home.com> on Wed, 14 Feb 2001 22:49:10 -0700
Almost, but not quite, John.
I‘m sure you must remember, the RSM turns the parade over to the Adjutant,
not the 2ic.
But thanks for the old chesnut.
Ian
----- Original Message -----
From: Gow
To:
Sent: Wednesday, February 14, 2001 9:26 PM
Subject: Re: Humour
> Okay, Joan
>
> Go back to the early seventies and Jesus that seems a long time ago..
>
> The Battalion‘s formed up on the square and Major G DCO marches out,
under
> the admiring eyes of the public to take the parade from the smooth and
slick
> RSM gather, you uninitiated, that we are not admirers of Major G...
>
> The RSM salutes reports umpteen men on parade, so many sick, attached,
> whatever, and says, as he salutes again "by the way, your fly is undone":
>
> The next move is that the DCO shall turn about and face the dais.....with
> all the crowd...or check himself in front of the assembled men...
>
>
> To get to the point, his fly was NOT unbuttonned..but that‘s beside the
> pioint, I think...
>
> John
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Joan O. Arc"
> To:
> Sent: Wednesday, February 14, 2001 9:14 PM
> Subject: Humour
>
>
> > Phew! Quel relief!! I was starting to think everyone on the list had
> fallen
> > prey to Ebola, or something...
> >
> > Given the *extremely* witty cries I received to my distress call, allow
> me
> > to make a "modest proposal" which may go absolutely nowhere, of
course.
> >
> > Given that: a the members of this list are obviously a funny, funny
> crowd
> >
> > and,
> >
> > b given that it‘s February every non-snowbird Canadian‘s cruelest
> > month... and the recent lack of postings suggests to me that maybe,
just
> > maybe, the late-winter doldrums are starting to bite
> >
> > how ‘bout a quick round-up of military humour?
> >
> > I realize I‘m steering us all in a potentially rather hazardous
direction,
> > but maybe if everyone follows the "post nothing you wouldn‘t want your
> > mother or sister to read" rule, no one will get hurt...
> >
> > Whaddayall say?
> >
> >
> > - Joan
> >
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Almost, but not quite, John.
I‘m sure you must remember, the RSM turns the parade over to the Adjutant,
not the 2ic.
But thanks for the old chesnut.
Ian
----- Original Message -----
From: Gow
To:
Sent: Wednesday, February 14, 2001 9:26 PM
Subject: Re: Humour
> Okay, Joan
>
> Go back to the early seventies and Jesus that seems a long time ago..
>
> The Battalion‘s formed up on the square and Major G DCO marches out,
under
> the admiring eyes of the public to take the parade from the smooth and
slick
> RSM gather, you uninitiated, that we are not admirers of Major G...
>
> The RSM salutes reports umpteen men on parade, so many sick, attached,
> whatever, and says, as he salutes again "by the way, your fly is undone":
>
> The next move is that the DCO shall turn about and face the dais.....with
> all the crowd...or check himself in front of the assembled men...
>
>
> To get to the point, his fly was NOT unbuttonned..but that‘s beside the
> pioint, I think...
>
> John
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Joan O. Arc"
> To:
> Sent: Wednesday, February 14, 2001 9:14 PM
> Subject: Humour
>
>
> > Phew! Quel relief!! I was starting to think everyone on the list had
> fallen
> > prey to Ebola, or something...
> >
> > Given the *extremely* witty cries I received to my distress call, allow
> me
> > to make a "modest proposal" which may go absolutely nowhere, of
course.
> >
> > Given that: a the members of this list are obviously a funny, funny
> crowd
> >
> > and,
> >
> > b given that it‘s February every non-snowbird Canadian‘s cruelest
> > month... and the recent lack of postings suggests to me that maybe,
just
> > maybe, the late-winter doldrums are starting to bite
> >
> > how ‘bout a quick round-up of military humour?
> >
> > I realize I‘m steering us all in a potentially rather hazardous
direction,
> > but maybe if everyone follows the "post nothing you wouldn‘t want your
> > mother or sister to read" rule, no one will get hurt...
> >
> > Whaddayall say?
> >
> >
> > - Joan
> >
_________________________________________________________________________
> > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at
http://www.hotmail.com.
> >
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